"Scary lizard people running around eating human babies..."

[Zinfandel]

"This Is Not A Hoax, Dammit! "

"Oh man is it ever fun to annihilate the planet.

Especially when said annihilation is combined with a really juicy cataclysmic natural disaster and some fire-breathin' dread and maybe some planetary zigzagging, along with some sort of wondrous ancient Mayan/Hopi prophecies and much screaming and running and bloodshed and a mad global rending of flesh.

This is how it starts. Everyone from paranoid Rapture-ready right-wing conservatives to mysterious Australian astronomers to weird alarmist economists all suddenly realize their various yelps and screams and chat-room rants are running parallel and that they're all ringing the same bell.

And all their stories merge into some sort of dazzling interconnected web, an impressive and slightly disturbing jamboree of destruction and mayhem and global economic collapse that, if all goes as predicted, will all come down within the next few weeks.

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http://sfgate.com/columnists/morford/

http://www.crisispapers.org/essays/dummies-scandals.htm

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[1monster]

1. Huh?

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Maybe a little TOO MUCH

Zinfandel.

[LifeDuringWartime]

3. lol

crazy stuff eh?

[Terran]

4. This was posted at DU seriously a few days ago.

The bit about the Fed cranking up the money supply, and the global naval maneuvers. I'm just saying.

:shrug:

[goodhue]

5. yes indeed

Bush is toast once the video comes out.

[Moderator]

6. Zinfandel

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[Minstrel Boy]

7. Remember the advice from the movie

Seven?

"If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it."

After the last three and a half years, that's good advice.

[Jose Diablo]

8. Nibiru

Chariot of the Gods
<chuckle>
:silly:

[dbt]

9. Kick!

It wasn't that long ago when none of us would have believed that a presidential election could be stolen with the open, right-out-in-broad-daylight collusion of the Supreme Court, leaving no chance for appeal.

It wasn't that long ago when the thought of a president sitting on his ass after he'd been informed that the country was under attack would have been unbelievable.

There was a time when nobody believed that a president would send US troops into a foreign country just to grab its oil.

Yet these things--and WAY crazier shit--have happened. Maybe it's time to start looking into this "conspiracy theory" stuff with a more open mind?

:freak:
dbt