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frank frankly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:36 PM
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Bush May Be Toast Before The Election. Would You Like To Break It To Him?
Edited on Tue Jun-08-04 11:38 PM by frank frankly
Here's one, not very funny, but hey it's a start!

pResident Fubar is snuggling with Chevron Condi while Laura is sleeping next door in a tub of liquid valium. Condi hangs up the phone and frowns like a Klingon.

Condi: Uh, George, you better tell your lawyer to relocate to Washington full-time.

George: Damn. Do I still have to go to work today?

Condi: Yes. Go work that spare tire off in the gym, George. Christ, you aren't even chisled anymore. Yuck.
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T Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:48 PM
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1. whoever tells him will be put in a free speech zone first
where jr* won't be able to see or hear them.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:54 PM
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2. Hmmm... "George, you're under house arrest...
... and now we have to fit you with an electronic ankle bracelet."
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:57 PM
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3. Not me!
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MI Cherie Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:03 AM
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4. You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:20 AM
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5. Here's how i would tell him:
Hey Chimpy! You're free! Now go back to the jungle. Quick! :bounce:
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