How do you refer to a citizen of the great state of Texas?

[El Supremo]

# 5 is listed for control polling purposes.

[Beaker]

1. Moran.

nt

[Burma Jones]

2. They ain't all repuke ass wipers, not by a long shot

Try Utah for per capita ass wipeness......

[Vickers]

3. I call 'em Texans, unless they are carpetbaggers like Georgie

Then I call 'em assholes.

:shrug:

[buycitgo]

7. Texassholes?

no offense

some of my best friends live in Texas

[jpgray]

4. Someone should introduce Molly Ivins to whoever voted choice 5 (nt)

[tandot]

5. Hey! I live in Texas...

I would pick "Republican Ass Wipers"...

[Gildor Inglorion]

6. I would call the Democratic population of that state "trapped"

I think it must be even worse there than it is here in Mississippi. Here most of the local elected officials are Democrats (nominally, at least).

[salonghorn70]

8. I Voted Texan BUT

I wouldn't mind if you called us all Longhorns.

BTW, anyone from Ohio? The Horns just beat Youngstown State 10-3 in the NCAA baseball regional being played in Austin.

HOOK 'EM HORNS

[Cyrano]

9. Two answers

Texas Dems: Victims of Tom DeLay.

Texas Repugs: Knuckle-dragging Huns.

[intheozone]

10. Stupid redneck freeper!

i know not all of them are, but ya' know, it just seems so damn appropriate!

[VolcanoJen]

11. What, I can't choose "Shit-Kicker"?

What gives?

[texastoast]

15. Shitkicker is a title

You have to earn it.

:7

[Liberal Classic]

12. I think Texian or Tejano

Was used through nationhood. Texan came to replace the terms after statehood.

[TankLV]

13. Egotistical braggarts. Not all, but mostly the ones the rest of us hear

about.

The epotomy of the "ugly american".

My wish would be for the biggest piece of humility ever created would find a home there.

Especially, since they really don't have much basis in fact - as in - there are pretty wonderful places in everywhere I've ever been.

Then there are the ones I personally know, including my family from there, and they belie that image.

Great paradox.

A prime example are the beautiful skyscrapers of Houston - but the minute you enter them, you are faced with ugly and non-existant lobbies - all flash and no substance. Worst weather I've ever experienced - might as well wrap yourself in a plastic bag - ugh!

[texastoast]

14. We Are Texans

And like the bummperstickers ALL say, "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could."

Could all you lurker immigrant repugs just go back home now and take your little repug children with you so we can be a democratic state again?

And all of you who moved here because of the zillions of jobs and bitch, bitch, bitch all the time just not let the screen door hit you in your perfect ass on your way out when you leave to go home to your wonderful wherevers?

And the rest of you can just stop acting so damned jealous. You look like a bunch of ridiculous snotwads.

It's all a freaking myth. Sam Houston's Texas is GONE. Get over it.

Thank you very much.