Where's Laura Bush?

[fencesitter]

I guess she's being a proper first lady unlike that annoying Hillary who was always trying to get us to pay for lazy poor peoples' healthcare or writing bestselling books about how we should raise our children. :crazy:

[ploppy]

1. In Rehab

:D

[44wax]

2. Hiding in shame trying her best to not be seen with her husband wondering

when her prescriptions will need to be renewed.

[slappypan]

10. she had to drive to Canada

to get all those prescriptions filled. George is a cheapskate.

"My dolls! My beautiful dolls!" –Neely O'Hara

[eileen from OH]

3. She's busy running errands

like picking up the dry cleaning so she can return the flight suit to the guy who actually earned it.

eileeeeen from OH

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. I have it on good advisement...

That she is kept in suspended animation until such time as she is needed for some official function. While in that state, they sit her in the corner of The Lincoln Bedroom with a pot of ivy in her hand.

:D

[donsu]

5. good one :)

nt

[KoKo]

6. Wasn't she "White Water Rafting" with her buddies? That's

what I read here on DU from a link last month. She was supposed to be going on a rafting trip when they went on their August Vacation, I thought. Somewhere out West with backpacks and hiking,too.

I think she and a bunch of her girlfriends get together every year and do something "fun."

[Desperadoe]

8. I think she and a bunch of her girlfriends get together every year and do

Maybe she's just horny and wanted some real sex for a change.

[cmf]

13. Yeah, she was up in my neck of the woods

At the Crescent Lake Lodge in Olympic NP. But that was a couple weeks ago.

[graham67]

7. I bet....

she's getting nipped and tucked. :-)

[Hubert Flottz]

9. If she were up your ass kicking a football::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

You'd know where she was! Who Cares?

[CO Liberal]

11. I Hope She's Not Driving

:-)

[roughsatori]

12. She's vacationing at the "Stepford Wives Spa"

She's having an injection into her brain of silicone mixed with gray food coloring, while they simultaneously suck out the minuscule amount jof gray matter she has left. Oh, and another eye-tuck and a bottle of Jack Daniels has been fitted with a nipple for her to take home.