Another picture in which W* looks clueless. . .

[wndycty]

U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) negotiates his umbrella in the wind during a rainstorm after stepping off Marine One at Andrews Air Force Base, June 1, 2004. The president boarded Air Force One and departed for Colorado. REUTERS/Larry Downing

[Fenris]

1. You would think the President could afford a wind-proof umbrella

These are indeed tough times.

[madmax]

3. You mean, idiot proof ;) n/t

[Ironpost]

12. I worked in process control

and there is no idiot proof only damage control

[indigobusiness]

18. It IS windproof...you can see the vents...

just not idiot proof

[celestia671]

2. Caption alert!

Someone please think of a witty caption involving Mary Poppins!

[peekaloo]

6. more like Sherry Bobbins from The Simpsons

http://www.area51newmexico.com/simpsons/simpsons_shery.html



Cut Every Corner

Shery: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job!

If... you... cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,

Bart: It's the American way!

Shery: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.

Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!

Apu: For meat!

Shery: And milk!

Apu: And milk!

Both: From 1984!

Shery: If... you... cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,

It's the American waaaaay!

[rumguy]

4. He looks embarrased

[tandot]

5. Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo

Bad luck will rub off when
I shake hands with you
Or I blow up your country
And that's unlucky too

[Philostopher]

11. Glad I wasn't drinking anything.

You'd have owed me a keyboard!

[Fenris]

7. Idiot wind, blowing ev'ry time you move your mouth,

Blowing down the backroads headin' south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

[kentuck]

10. Good one, Fenris !

I always wondered what Dylan meant by that song...now I know...I've always thought he was prophetic. :)

[indigobusiness]

17. Northern Mexico...I like that...

Is it rollin', Bob?

[Yupster]

8. Here's President Bush

showing off the captured umbrella of the evil-doer Mary Poppins, who was shot down recently over Iraq.

[myomy]

9. Any body know how to open this thing?

.

[PaDUer]

13. His horns

are showing..

[Beetwasher]

14. What? Wind? There's No Wind! What Are You Talking About?!

No! I don't need a new umbrella! What are you crazy? Mine's perfectly fine, what the hell are you talking about?!

[RedSock]

16. not an umbrella

i think it's a big martini glass.

[Insider]

15. is that gene kelly?

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