Bush was forced to mistakenly misspeak allegations erroneously

[homelandpunk]

written down by unqualified miscommunicating intelligence sources hindered by a devious dictator who made us think he was hiding stuff cuz of the way his eyes shifted funny-like when he said he had them destroyed, thus forcing our trustworthy CIC to speak from the gut, which by this point, who, tell me who, can blame him for it, and absolving him of the charge of lies, since he claimed to believe the story himself, which practically is proof enough of their physical veritability, by way of The Spoken Word from the godly warrior king, even to the point that there is some belief that they may have been spoken into existence, bippity boppity boo, and ahem, speaking of boo, why aren't the spooks playing along, trying to interject words like "twisted" and "corrupted" and "abused", all hard to spin into "misstated", "mistaken" and "out of the loop" bless poppy's already dead soul, and it's all getting terribly terribly embarrassing cuz the memory hole has not been operating properly due to user error as of late, so out of Africa by way of Monrovia, whose namesakes doctrine at least had the dignity of being a doctrine whereas the Bush doctrine is simply schoolyard bully one-liners levitated (not elevated) into doctrine stature by mere use as such, and look where it has gotten us, and look at how I am going on.

[caledesi]

1. Hey Johnny, did you lie about stealing from the drugstore?

"Uh, no, I just misspoke." 'nuff said.

[Cascadian]

2. Translation.....he lied!

John

[Andy_Stephenson]

3. Bush?!?!? Lie?!?!?!?

Say it aint so!


(Sarcasm on high)

[realFedUp]

4. Worse than a liar

someone who blames someone else for it.

[fshrink]

5. And let us not forget the true words

of the apostle: "And if it's inaccurate, fine!" Which, in itself, now appears as an annoyed confession.

[RevolutionStartsNow]

6. Hey punk

That was way cool. Very Kerouac of you!