Wow!! My letter from the RNC (with autographed photo of shrub)

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I don't know how they got my address, but the envelope warned me not to bend (lest I crease my souvenir shrub photo). Then they thanked me in advance for sending them money (ha!).

What can I say, I'm humbled.

[elfwitch]

1. Oh the things I could do with such a photo and a little time...

n/t

[RobertSeattle]

2. I defaced mine as well

Isn't that a stogie on his desk on the far right (Shrub's left) Smoking on Federal Property!

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4. Either that, or a riot baton,

or a cattle prod.

[Sperk]

3. send them a deception dollar

www.deceptiondollar.com

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. When will you learn?

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:

John Ashcroft is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice.

John Ashcroft is coming to town!

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

John Ashcroft is coming to town.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

Thanks for your post. See you at the Re-Education Center.

:evilgrin:

[daa]

6. I fill mine

with copies of the articles on repukes outsourcing fund raising to make them pay postage and then tell them to get it from the Indians.

[Submariner]

7. Talking, reading, and ready to write ALL at the same time!

Fat **cking chance!

[benburch]

8. I wish they'd send ME one.

I would take the postage paid return envelope and send it back glued to a brick.

[CBHagman]

9. I got a LOVELY 8 X 10 glossy of W and Pickles.

Since I've never so much as sent a subway token to the RNC, I can only conclude that someone has TOO MUCH DAMNED MONEY!

Anyway, I resisted the temptation to send a nasty letter back, or call the 800 number and torment the poor shlub on the other end. I finally just ripped up the donation envelope. But I kept the letter and photo to remind me of what we're dealing with...