Terrorists - 7, Patriot Act - 0

[PragMantisT]

Despite the erosion of our personal rights, our great and glorious leader has allowed 7 (seven!) potential terrorists to enter the US and cook up a plan to embarrass our duly selected fuhrer, and maybe kill some citizens, during this important re-selection season. Thank god ayatollah Asscrack is on the case to make sure that god's idiot bastard son does not get embarrassed by a few furreners. Even though god is having his best year in years, thanks to Mel Gibson and excommunication, he is gonna need all the help he can get to help his boy keep his job.