partly cloudy, humidity 78%, terror alert Yellow, chance of beheadings

[mopaul]

50%. be on the lookout for outbreaks of paranoia and the pollen level is high. tornadoes expected in the midwest as are swarthy al qaeda members. barometric pressure is at 30% and there will be a major terror attack before the november elections.

stay tuned to terroralert t.v. for further updates and panic scenarios until the prison scandal dies down and mr. bush's ratings go back up above 50%.

[amber dog democrat]

1. That was good.

My first laugh of the day.
Details at 6.