BUSH Bullshit Iraq FAILURE Speech Thread #1

[matcom]

discuss here. thanks

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[Hubert Flottz]

1. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

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[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Can we start with the proping of this by CNN?

It is actually disgusting

[kaitykaity]

3. I'm actually thankful today that I don't

have cable.

:puke:

[Paragon]

7. Neither do I, but...

...you can see the webcast here if you get cutious:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/

[kaitykaity]

12. Oh, gee. Thanks.

It's like sticking my tongue in a cavity. I don't
want to, but I can't help myself.

:hurts:

[Imalittleteapot]

10. No cable? In case you get curious

c-span.org is streaming the speech.

[kaitykaity]

34. Yeah, I'm listening.

"Contempt for the rules of warfare"? Didn't Bush
throw out those rules?

[Emboldened Chimp]

4. How bad will the makeup job be?

Will we see cuts and scrapes through flesh-colored makeup? Inquiring minds wanna know...

[mopaul]

5. cnn says the abu ghoul prison is to be leveled

WITH the iraqi people's permission of course.

[Paragon]

6. Can't wait for the "clear strategery"

:7

[AlCzervik]

8. I bet he says

Freedom at least 10 times.

[frankieT]

9. watching CNNi

here in Paris :hi:

[MoonRiver]

42. Hi frankieT!!

I love Paris!! Welcome to DU!! :hi:

[charlyvi]

75. BONJOUR!!!!

Er.....maybe bon soir?

[Don_G]

11. Written Up And Posted On AP Breaking News Already

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGB7DBH8NUD.html

[frankieT]

16. LOL

i'm not so surprised. is it really live ?

[swag]

17. Cool, blaming the Iraqi security forces for all the fuck-ups

Blame everybody else, as usual.

The wrong fucking speech to give.

[nonconformist]

13. I have sprayed myself down with moran repellent

And am ready to watch.

I will also be drinking. One for every time the following is said:
9/11
terra
'stay the course'
liberate (or some form thereof)

Double shot if he whips out 'evildoer'

[drscm]

28. Hope you have a lot of whatever you're drinking.

BTW, the freepers are already over 400 posts.

[progressiveBadger]

drink up

[StephNW4Clark]

14. Can't wait to read the Army War College's response to his "plan"

They've excoriated him and the idiots in the SecDef Office so far...I see no reason for them to suddenly roll over like puppies because he showed up at the College.

Notice the War College specializes in strategy? Wonder what they'll think of the 5-point plan.

[FlashHarry]

They were almost certainly screened.

It's gonna be all standing Os, I'm afraid. And yes, the War College put out a report calling the invasion of Iraq possibly one of the greatest military blunders in American history.

[Emboldened Chimp]

15. Here we go...

people clapping and cheering the moron. what assess

[RummyTheDummy]

Somebody needs to send President Kerry a message

To formally disband that "War College" as soon as he takes office. It's so Hitler Youth.

[MissB]

18. Lots of makeup on tonight (nt)

[RedSock]

22. slurring already n/t

[soup]

26. just once, let the teleprompter fail. n/t

[Imalittleteapot]

19. Great make-up job. nt

[mandyky]

20. pathetic forced standing ovation

he's got to buck up now, since he has a bunch of international events coming up

[bigendian]

21. dum dum de dum dum de dum de dum de dum dum!

sung to the tune of "Hail to the Chief"!

[RedSock]

DIGBY sez

Digby: "He's like a Japanese speaking actor playing a role in phonetic English. No matter how passionately he delivers the lines, the inflection and the rhythm are always off because he doesn't understand the language he's speaking."

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2004_05_23_digbysblog_archive.html#108533855406319606

[Bake]

43. Looks like a Stay The Course speech

Plenty of emphasis on what a great thing we're doing.

B U L L S H I T !!!

Bake

[Postman]

23. our enemies actions have been brutal?

gee, I wonder why?

[Bluebear]

24. Talk about your captive staged audiences

Come out into the real world W, see how many cheer!

[MoonRiver]

25. His speech is slurred and robotic. Eyes blinking stupidly.

:puke: How am I gonna get through this?

[Postman]

27. contempt for all the rules of warfare?

is he talking about Abu Ghraib?

[feminazi]

35. that was my thought too

*

[Imalittleteapot]

Abu Ghraib doesn't count.

[Imalittleteapot]

73. 5 steps? Nothing new here. nt

[caffefwee]

29. he speaks

:puke:

[bigendian]

30. Trying to personalize the war.

Naming victims.

[mopaul]

31. berg's beheading mentioned

he says he knows who yeilded the knife....even though he had a hood on

[smirkymonkey]

58. ...and that Berg's beheading was in no way

related to anything our troops have done.

Excuse me while I :puke:

[hunter]

83. It was the hired help...

They did it.

[nonconformist]

32. disregard for the rules of warfare?

You don't say. Pot, kettle?

[Dying Eagle]

33. Don't talk about Nick Berg

CIA murder, not terraist

[mandyky]

what about the death of democracy in the US,

mr resident? Did anyone catch the anatomy of facism on booktv this weekend?

[NMDemDist2]

36. make up is pretty good

"the actions of the enemy have been brutal" but we aren't???

[Bluebear]

37. Iraq now the CENTER of the "War on terrrr" nt

[Postman]

38. Narrow ideology?

PNAC?

[mopaul]

39. ALL the world's terrorists are in Iraq?

I did not know that

[spanone]

40. Like he's talking to kindergarten children

[matcom]

45. he is

n/t

[rebel_liberal]

How in the hell did he get into office........

what a moron. He acts proud when he gets a big word out.
He fails his own education policy standards.. F-

[Emboldened Chimp]

41. Is it me or is he wearing a prosthetic chin?

It looks puffer than usual...

Meanwhile, Mr Cold Blooded Killer rolls bombings and beheadings off his tongue like they were no big deal.

[MissB]

44. He really can't speak. He isn't stumbling much, but

he really has no flow to his words. It is very painful to listen to- kinda like a Kindergartener reading his first book.

[bigendian]

46. Who the hell are the "reformers" in the region?

:kick:

Now calling them cowards. Makes him look brave I guess.

[redwitch]

47. I can't staaaaaaaaaaaand it.

when he takes the somber"we have the moral high ground" tone I feel absolutely ill. Have to change the channel now.

[JohnOneillsMemory]

48. "Iraq army became civilians..." so that's why we kill so many civilians...

[mandyky]

49. 4 minutes in, what's new?

where's the plan?

[Bake]

50. May "APPEAR" chaotic?

Gee, ya think?

Bake

[nonconformist]

51. applause.

:puke:

[bigendian]

52. He must be using three telepromters.

So he can look at the camera.

[Emboldened Chimp]

53. **staged applause**

[MissB]

54. "Oh, I love the adoration here tonight"

At least, that was what the look on his face said when they applauded.

[Bluebear]

"They LOVE me! This crowd LOVES me!" he smirks

[matcom]

55. "Our Coalition Is Strong".............................

yeah asswipe. yet they are pulling out like quicker than a Porn Actor looking for his 'money shot' :eyes:

[soup]

56. OMG! This is so stilt ed . n/t

[Amaya]

57. What?

He's speaking at the U.S Army War college? Nice to have a captive audience. War War fucking war!

[mopaul]

terrorists, killers, rebels, the enemy, violence, death.

freedom, hope, progress, independence, security, stability...

[kaitykaity]

59. Lives of fear?

You trade on fear, you SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feminazi]

60. so where are the new specifics he's

going to talk about? this is the SOS.

[soleft]

61. Did he just say Mandom Murder?

[Postman]

62. Freedom !! for wedding party-goers...

n/t

[mzmolly]

63. "Coalition has a clear goal"???

:eyes: Riiiight.

[MoonRiver]

5 steps, mzmolly!

Then everything will be fine and dandy! You just wait and see! ;)

[mzmolly]

81. MMMMMMKKKKKKKKKK...........

:P

[RadiDem]

64. Same BS ! Where's the grovelling ? -eom-

nt

[MissB]

65. Why, oh why do I expect to hear a "new" plan tonight? (nt)

[FlashHarry]

66. Any specifics yet? Or just empty platitudes...

I'm watching "Colonial House" on PBS!

[soup]

67. Did it just say 'Countdown to Hangover' on the screen? n/t

[spanone]

68. Who does he think he's fooling??????

Wake up dip shit! The walls are crumbling down.

[Emboldened Chimp]

69. "A free, representative gov't that serves US interest--

I mean, the people of Iraq. Ahem..."

[Bluebear]

70. "We will transfer FULL sovereignty...the occupation will end!"

LMAO

[Junkdrawer]

100. No, he said "Trans-slur full soverty ..."....

wherever that means :shrug:

[osaMABUSh]

71. "full sovereignty" ???

[osaMABUSh]

91. The "ministries are out of the propaganda business" (1984)

my 1,000 th post BTW -

[Alerter_]

72. his reading skills have greatly improved

He's doing a great job of reading the speech.

[mzmolly]

101. LOL. "Iz our president learning?"

;)

[Postman]

How long did it take to hold elections after the American Revolution?

was there a 5 step program?

[Beaverhausen]

74. keep coming with the play by play

for those of us still at work!

[Hubert Flottz]

76. "When given a choice people prefer a life of freedom instead of

a life of fear!" That's why John Kerry is going to kick some GOPer ass in November!

[spanone]

77. He said "THE OCCUPATION WILL END". That is another LIE.

[snippy]

78. The 5 step program is not the program Bush needs to follow. n/t

[RadiDem]

79. Touting torturemaster Negroponte ! -eom-

nt

[Lou_C]

80. God I hate his Voice

:puke:

[cosmicdot]

82. is everything clear now?

I doubt if he can explain what he's reading.

[cjbuchanan]

84. sticking it on the UN

is this a build up for a "it was the UN's fault" when things go wrong?

ps. didn't note when the general elections will be held.

[Dying Eagle]

Getting ill BRB

:puke:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

85. What the hell does he hope to accomplish with this speech?

Freedom, freedom, freedom, terra, terra, terra, bread good, fire bad, Iraqis love their freedom.

Ten minutes into the thing and not one new thought.

Although I did enjoy the show of love at the beginning. This crowd really welcomed him in a special, special way.

Good makeup job too. You can hardly tell he fell of his fucking BIKE.

[Bluebear]

86. "I have instructed the coalition to assist Brahimi in every way possible"

"12 government ministries are already in the direct control of Iraqis, education for instance"

[Postman]

87. I wish someone would slip in a line for him to read....

"I am a big fat dick who lies out the ass"

[bigendian]

88. Forging ahead with an old idea.

So far, nothing new. This shouldn't take long.
Uh oh.
5 step plan.
coalition transfers FULL sovereignty.
new PM
Brahimi will take the fall for failure.
National Council to represent people.
Elections.....later.
Nothing about security function.

[JohnLocke]

89. He said two VPs because he knows how important they are.

[drscm]

98. Honestly? Can we send them Cheney? eom

[Emboldened Chimp]

90. He sounds hoarse...

too much boozing this weekend?

[gumby]

92. badbadbadbad

This 3rd grade crapola is gitin really booooring.

[Bluebear]

93. "A civil society is now emerging!"

[Postman]

94. Getting electrodes hooked up to your testicles doesn't help much either..

in gaining trust

[spanone]

95. Has anyone briefed this man on the progress in the Iraqi war?

He doesn't seem to be in touch with what I'm reading.

[kaitykaity]

96. No, no, no, no, no.

He just lied. "Full sovereignty" my ass.

[osaMABUSh]

97. "defend iraq and defeat these enemies" riiiighhtt

[bigendian]

99. Second Step?

Hell, he has been going on about 5 minutes!

[soup]

102. Maintain our troop level as long as necessary.

and send more if needed.

:grr:

[Bake]

103. Geez, he really DOES have some big pointy-ass ears, doesn't he!

I never noticed before.

Bake

[Bake]

107. And what's with the War College?

Gotta have a friendly audience, huh, you smirking Bastard! Show some damn BALLS and address Congress! Or address the REAL American People! Fucking coward.

Bake

[Postman]

104. soon = when hell freezes over.

n/t

[bigendian]

105. Oh hell.

Sorry boys you aren't coming home anytime soon. But thanks anyway.
Butt plug is dead meat to the troops over there.

[LisaM]

106. He just said "Calvary" instead of cavalry... n/t