O'Reilly: "figure out who Usama bin Laden wants in, then vote for...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...the other guy."

O'Reilly's advice on how to vote this November, from his 5/21/04 "Talking Points."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120548,00.html

"Talking Points" believes the next election is vitally important for the safety of you and your family. And that's why we we're going to be extra tough on the candidates, while being fair at the same time.

Our analysis will always be backed up with solid facts and will be minus emotion. People want to kill Americans. The federal leadership is the only apparatus we have for protection. To quote the talking heads, "this ain't no fooling around."

All we can promise is an honest appraisal of the upcoming election. And we will deliver on that promise."

[Lorien]

1. Er, Al Qaeda already endorsed Bush*

someone here had a thread with a link earlier this week. Maybe they'll re-post it?

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Hmm O'Reilly is an idiot

let me see if I can find it

[lapfog_1]

6. Exactly...

recruitments are up, number of allies are down, guessing that
donations are up too. Osama LOVES another 4 years of Bushco and
the "War on Terror"tm, Besides, it's been completely ineffectual.
The only reason no more strikes on US soil is that we are doing
SO MUCH to start the "jihad" that they don't need to come here
and do things that might make the world more sympathetic to the US.

And, when it's time (like October), I'm sure they will.

Oh, and let's vote for the person who is going to ensure that we
remain dependant on oil for another 30 or 40 years, just so we
(and the rest of the world) can send the Saudis 100's of Billions
more so they can continue to fund OBL. Osama LOVES Bushco.

[unblock]

2. right, because we should all let osama influence the election....

what an unpatriotic ass.

[NMDemDist2]

3. didn't i read somewhere that bin laden say they didn't want Kerry?

or was it the tape from the al queda guy in Iraq who supposedly killed Berg

[Straight Shooter]

5. O'Reilly is Osama's favorite talk show host

n/t

[The Screaming Icon]

10. O'Reilly is lame even for a conservative

"Our analysis will always be backed up with solid facts and will be minus emotion. People want to kill Americans. The federal leadership is the only apparatus we have for protection." --Bill O'Reilly

Okay, so you say you use only solid facts, yet you then follow that up with two simplistic statements to generate fear and anger (emotions you claim to avoid)?

O'Reilly needs to take a page from the conservative pagebook and wait at least three sentences before completely contradicting himself. Otherwise he just looks, well, bad.

[Vickers]

7. Hmmmm.....heeding election advice from O'Reilly

*looks around behind me*

Nope, no pigs coming outta there yet. Can't do it.

[punpirate]

8. Guess this means that O'Really is...

... endorsing Kerry, strange as that may seem. Bush wants the "war on terror" to go on forever, and will do whatever is necessary to perpetuate it, so I guess that means playing footsie with bin Laden for as long as possible, which accommodates both Bush's agenda and bin Laden's.

Hey, a Kerry endorsement from the entrenched right wing...!

Can't ask for better than that.

[LoZoccolo]

12. There are more terrorists now...

...than there were on 9/10, no thanks to Bush*.

[webtrainer]

9. If one were to <ahem> take O'Reaally by his word . . .

then he would have already disavowed * over no WMDs, iirc . . .

but if we ignore that and take him at his word again, then he should see that * has given OBL everything and more that he could have ever asked for . . . why would OBL want to switch horses midstream, sotospeak? Kerry would at least not be leading the apocalypse and engaging in the devil's work.

[LoZoccolo]

11. Figure out who O'Reilly wants in, then vote for...

...the other guy.

(It's cool that the answer to both questions is Kerry!)

[delete_bush]

13. Have you noticed that

he always talks in the plural, as in "WE at the (spin) factor(y)" have this to say about that?

Anyone know the identity of the rest of these mindless pyschophants? Sybil perhaps?

[Arkana]

14. It might as well say

"I'm Senator John Kerry, and I approved this message."

Thanks for the Kerry endorsement, Bill, you spineless Republican shill!

BTW, that image...is it a book? Cause I really want to get a copy if it is.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. Yes...it's 157 pages of documented O'Reilly lies, spin, & contradictions

Here's the Amazon link:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/158322601X/ref=pd_pym_ka/103-9181578-3731853

I bought mine at the local Barnes & Noble.

A sample, from page 105:

"I'm telling you, I'm telling you that President Bush is doing just what Jesus would have done" (12/4/02).

[NJmaverick]

16. OBL wants bush to win

OBL was a nobody until bush got into office. WHile bush played golf, OBL was able to pull off the greatest terror attack ever. Then thanks to bush's numerous blunders OBL never had it to good. Recruiting is through the roof. He has great new terror training facilities in Iraq. Plus the whole mid east is now united in it's hatred of the USA. So OBL went from a radical US hater to the hero of the people.

[Stuckinthebush]

17. Why wouldn't bin Laden want Bush back in?

I mean, hell...Bush has totally ignored him since a few months after 9/11, he has enabled al Queda to recruit thousands more individuals, he has gotten rid of Sadaam from Iraq for bin Laden, he has discredited the US in the eyes of the world, and he has given previously on the fence world leaders a reason to covertly support the terrorists actions.

Why in god's name would bin Laden want Bush gone? Bush is not a threat to him and in fact, he is helping him more than bin Laden could have dreamed of.

[Kal Belgarion]

18. Great Political Cartoon

Here's how Osama really feels, from one of my favorite political cartoonists:


"I Drew This"

[thebigidea]

19. does any one have a link for audio or video of this?

It would make for priceless audio collage. hint. hint.

[JHBowden]

20. Sounds smart to me.

Bush ignored Osama for fucking four years, so I guess I'll hafta vote for Kerry. :bounce:

[SarahB]

21. Aren't the Bush and Bin Laden families connected?

Let's see, Bush has managed to protect the Saudis through all this. He managed to quietly get the US Bin Ladens out of the country after 9/11. Carlyle seemed to like 'em.
I guess that means Kerry gets MY vote.