The CIA or Military threw Bush off the bike.

[Renew Deal]

I think that the CIA or someone was trying to perform a hit or a coup. They put a mechanized rock on the ground that sprung up in front of him and threw him off the bike. We have all seen the threads about the CIA and Military being pissed.

George Tenet strikes back.

:tinfoilhat:

[NMDemDist2]

1. ROFL ya think? eom

[Spinzonner]

2. Well, at least the Secret Service didnt have to

wrestle the offending bicycle to the ground.

[bahrbearian]

7. Your Funny !

[democrank]

3. Put the blame where it belongs.

Clinton did it.

[ForrestGump]

4. Think again..this has all the hallmarks of one of the White Chair's

operations.

[Don_G]

5. More Likely They Gave Him Some White Castles

And he blew himself off the bike.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. What he needed was a tax cut so he could afford to go to AA!

Maybe the bike HATES him!

[lanparty]

8. Fighter pilot?????

Jeez, this guy fell off a Segway. Something that's supposed to be pretty impossible.

Was this guy seriously a fighter pilot. Those guys can drive ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Finally, a stone doesn't throw a rider from a bike. I hope Dubaya never takes up singletrack mountain biking. He's so clumsy he'll kill himself before he gets back to the trail-head. I'm surprised he doesn't wipe out every time he gets off a plain.

Now we know why George isn't on top of anything. He's constantly thinking to himself ....

"Left Foot, Right Foot, Left Foot, Lef .... DOOOHHHH!!!!!"

[rocktivity]

11. Acording to Reuters

Bush, who was wearing a safety helmet and mouth guard during the bike ride...pedaled the remaining mile to his house...

A mouth guard? Is that common for serious cyclists? I don't recall seeing on on Lance Armstrong, but of course he rides a racing rather than mountain bike.

Link

:headbang:
rocknation

[Hubert Flottz]

13. I think the mouth guard is a muzzle KKKarl had made for W!

In case he runs in to a reporter on the trail!

[lanparty]

15. No one wears a MOUTH GUARD when cycling

I know of NOBODY who wears a mouthguard when riding mountain bikes. I'm not even sure that downhill racers wear mouthguards.

Their is a good reason. Nothing is flying AT you. When you hit the dirt, you can generally tuck or break your fall.

I think we should call off the election. We can just have George and Kerry race some gnarly single track for the White House. I'm pretty sure of who would win that contest.

For that matter, I'm pretty sure that Kerry could probably fly a plane better than Bush as well. Even though George is supposedly a "pilot".

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. This just in from FAUX.....

**FAUX News Alert**
Crawford TX - FAUX News has obtained exclusive footage of what appears to be Bill Clinton's Penis attacking President Bush earlier this afternoon, knocking the Leader Of The Free World off of his $5000 mountain bike. Witnesses say the rogue sex organ acted without compassion or mercy in this terrorist attempt on the President's life. Homeland Security has raised the terra alert to bright flaming orange, due to the risk of penis attacks in other parts of the country.

Stay tuned to FAUX News for details as they follow.....

[Hubert Flottz]

10. A misguided muscle attack!

See Star Wars don't work worth a damned!

[Sparkly]

12. I knew it!

Would that have happened if the Chimp had been whistling show tunes? Just remember that next time, Chimpy.

[RobinA]

16. I've Heard

that the Penis was seen in Oklahoma City on the exact day that the White Chair was seen boarding a plane for Sante Fe. White Chair and Penis in the same part of the country at the same time? And guess what state borders both New Mexico and Oklahoma? Texas, you got it, Bush's home state. And what resides in Texas? The grassy knoll. Coincidence? I don't think so.

[rucky]

14. It was probably a LIE-brul rock, too!

and Clintoon put it there

[nightperson]

17. What bike?

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: Where's the videotape? Is the tape legit? What is the tie-in with Alexandra's breasts? How long has this operation been underway? What's next?

[TroubleMan]

18. He ran over a pretzel and flipped over

Those damn pretzels get him everytime.

[swhisper]

19. More likely he had a grand mall siezure

With all the pressure on him lately. He does get meds every day, though it is forbidden to discuss his neurological condition. I do not believe they would let him on a bike except for a photo op.

Horses are a great judge of character, no wonder he fears them. A bike even bucks him off, such grace.

[No2W2004]

20. He ran over

a white plastic Wal-Mart Chair!

[Must_B_Free]

21. maybe he ran into a White Plastic Chair

[Cronus Protagonist]

22. I heard it was a wardrobe malfunction

Condi let her left tit fall out and Bush got his sock caught in the chain while gawking at his alternate wife's breast.

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