Help! Our Homeland Security appears to be based on a popular party game!

[progressivebydesign]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040518/480/wx10205182041

Just try and tell me that our very existence is NOT based on the game of TWISTER? Danger Level: Left Foot Blue!! AAAHHHHH!!!! :crazy:

[shraby]

1. How do they know

that al Queda wants to strike with chemicals or bios instead of explosives???

[KLF44]

2. Because

God talks directly to Bush remember?

[progressivebydesign]

3. They don't... it just sounds scarier. N/T

[Alerter_]

7. are we this stupid? are we supposed to take this seriously?

Please tell me we will wake up from this nightmare soon.

[rocktivity]

4. LOL!!!!!!

"Gen. Patrick Hughes, assistant secretary for information analysis at the Department of Homeland Security, explains the department's color-coded threat condition system...Hughes...say(s) al-Qaida wants to strike at the United States...perhaps with a chemical or biological weapon." (AP Photo)

But why the spinning arrow? It DOES look like something you'd see on The Onion!

:headbang:
rocknation

[Eye and Monkey]

5. "why the spinning arrow?" - they spin everything, but can't connect -

Can't connect the dots. Not enough hands & feets.

[progressivebydesign]

8. And that expression on his face! Looks like a TV pitchman! N/T

[Journeyman]

6. There was a comic sometime back. . .

where Ridge determined the threat level by pulling M&Ms out of a bag. I guess that's no less scientific than a Twister spinner.

[allalone]

9. board game

well I knew they had some kind of scientific method. I wonder if they play Twister naked in the oval office.