Want ads: Opening position for head of Iraqi National Council.

[spanone]

Question: What is the most unanswered want ad in Iraq?

[daa]

1. Same as the head of hamas nt

[NJCher]

2. thought you had written one

How about we write one. I'll start.

First it should be posted under "M," not for "management" but for "martyr."

Ability to throw self on sword for foreign corporate interests desirable.


Cher

[Jacobin]

3. "Permanent position of short duration"

Translation: Don't expect to survive your first two months in office.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

4. Temp position

short to long term

Must be a yes man to the u.s. govt

Flak jacket recommended (not provided)

[UTUSN]

5. Hmmm, Wonder Whether CHALABI Pulled It Off

As LENO said about NEGROPONTE as "ambassador to Iraq": "What the hell did he do to deserve THAT job!" (Actually, a lot deserving of Hades.)

CHALABI keeps saying he doesn't want the full puppet job. Hey, we're paying him a "presidential" salary right now. Maybe he means he doesn't want the interim pre-January job, but wants the "permanent" one after that.

[NJCher]

6. right

$400,000 a month!!

This is where our tax dollas go--to support some has-been wannabe dictator that failed to make the first round. They care so little about our treasury that they can't even be bothered to take him off the payroll after it was clear he'd never make it.

How I resent paying one cent in taxes to this corrupt and evil government.


Cher