"Somebody needs to help Rush Limbaugh"

[Catt03]

so writes Frank Cerabino of the Palm Beach Post, West Palm Beach, Fl.

This county has been entertained for many months since Limbaugh was arrested on drug charges. He has his own private war going in the newspapers in South Florida; taking out full page ads, raging about his rights, getting his Republican coharts to appear on television and in the news, attacking the State attoney ..verbally that is.

Here are a a few things that Cerabino had to say:

"I had no idea Limbaugh would be such a wet noodle, a tough-talker with a rhetorical glass jaw. But after last week, a week of relentless "sympathy shopping" on his part, it just may be that Limbaugh isn't butch enough to sip coffee with the gals on The View"

snip

"You're a 53-year-old professional pontificator who made light of torture and abuse because you're addicted to all things Bush."

snip

"You're a seasoned slasher who is bleating foul because you've been hoisted by your own petard"

There is more, read from below. Enjoy.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/auto/epaper/editions/sunday/local_news_046a3ee0643c60bb10c0.html
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[tom_paine]

1. Heh Heh

The only question: Will Limbaugh even see trial?

One wonders...

[Catt03]

2. PBP was just like so many other papers

there was a time that NOT a word was said about Bush.

[Arkana]

15. Of course he won't.

He's a Repuke shill. Do any of them EVER see trial for ANYTHING?

[tom_paine]

28. No.

[charlie]

3. W000t

I had no idea that Rush was embroiled in a local war to stave off being reeled in by the state attorney. I thought the storm had passed. That's supremely cool. Now I can rekindle my hope that his pasty ass will one day be poured into an orange jumpsuit and thrown amidst prison hardasses, and he'll spend his nights weeping with fear.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Just what he deserves.

Sneering Disdain. Laughing and pointing.

[Djinn]

5. why would anyone be surprised

"I had no idea Limbaugh would be such a wet noodle, a tough-talker with a rhetorical glass jaw."

Most bullies piss their pants when it's them in the firing line

[Rebellious Republican]

7. Bwahahaha, that had me rolling Djinn, and so true! N/T

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

6. I don't have the words

to describe what he is. He is so full of shit it falls out of his pores and every orifice.

May there be a special place in hell....

[Lou_C]

8. Why hasn't Rush been arrested yet?

Pill popping jerk should be sitting in prison right now.

[RetroLounge]

9. Great article. Stick it to the Hypocrite...

"But, for crying out loud, take a little personal responsibility, instead of play-acting through your The Passion of the Rush routine."

ROTFLMAO

RL

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. rush's show needs a companion track

of me making complete fun of his sorry ass after everything he says.

Everytime he whines and cries and pees his pants about the bad bad man out to get him, I will cue the violins and scream "WAH!!! FUCKING WAHHHH!!!!"

Maybe I'll cue a tape of a baby crying at the top of its lungs, too. That'd be good. Kinda like a Mystery Science Theater 3000 for the rush show.

[FizzFuzz]

18. tee hee! Love it!!!!

[loathesomeshrub]

11. I just emailed Frank and thanked him

[e-mail]

[Th1onein]

19. I did, too.

I think it's important to thank these authors when they speak out. Just simple Skinnerian behaviorist techniques works sometimes.

[northofdenali]

20. So did I, loathesomeshrub. I hadn't read any of the replies here

yet, but read the column and couldn't resist sending him a hearty pat on the back!

Proof that great DU minds think alike :-)

[SnohoDem]

12. Can you imagine

Limbaugh undergoing the kind of bust poor white users have to deal with? Mind you, I'm granting that he's white, but that's all he gets.

No money.
No influence.
No fancy lawyers.

Just a poor white guy busted for hillbilly heroin: You tell us everything or you go to the joint for a long time.

THAT would wipe the rest of that smarmy self righteous grin right off his fat fucking face.

(Sorry for the rant)

[onecitizen]

13. Don't be sorry.......

it's encouraged here!;-)

[SnohoDem]

14. Thanks!

You can't imagine how angry I get when the most privileged among us whine about how they are persecuted.

[gator_in_Ontario]

16. thanks

I enjoyed. I hate that asswipe

[gator_in_Ontario]

17. But

Asswipe.....
drug users need to be locked up and throw away the key,right?

[banana republican]

21. If you want to use my name it is BANANA REPUBLICAN

[opihimoimoi]

22. Rush is a guy who helped put Bush into the White House

He is in fact highly responsible for all them deaths and injuries in Iraq because of that help to put an idiot at the helm of America.

How he can sleep is beyond me. Most likely has to take some kind of drugs.... i wonder what kind, lol.

[AgadorSparticus]

23. Now THAT was a smackdown!!! Great article. thanks!

"So, I'm just pointing out your appalling gall and political servitude. That's what I trade in, Rush: hypocrisy, gall, pomposity, hubris and inflated self-importance. In other words, the back of your bubble-gum card. "


i like that glass jaw line also. wheeeew. damn good stuff.

[kaitykaity]

24. All bullies are like this.

They're real brave until you take them on, and then
they're nothings.

[doni_georgia]

25. He needs a LONG vacation help him here

http://www.geocities.com/sendhimpacking/

[Junkdrawer]

26. "the back of your bubble-gum card"....

So, I'm just pointing out your appalling gall and political servitude. That's what I trade in, Rush: hypocrisy, gall, pomposity, hubris and inflated self-importance. In other words, the back of your bubble-gum card.

:evilgrin:

[trumad]

27. Here's the dudes first piece on Rush

that got Rush a going...

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/auto/epaper/editions/sunday/local_news_04d97a1c371df1020029.html