Minutes from the Cheney's secret energy meeting

[salinen]

Oops, I posted this in the lounge by mistake. It really belongs in GD.


DC: "Thank you all for being here. We also invited environmental folks but must have had their addresses wrong." Chuckles all around.

Kenny Boy: "Hey Dickey, you promised me the southern province, remember?"

DC: "Relax Kenny, we're not at war yet" Chuckles all around.

Jack Welsh: "What does Georgie think, Dickey?"

DC: "That's the easiest part. I just say "evildoers" or "non-Christians" and he melts." Chuckles all around.

Exxon/Mobile: "When does this "war for democracy" start." Chuckles all around.

DC: "That's what you'all are here for. What lies should we use this time?" Chuckles all around.