500k jobs may soon become available.

[PhuLoi]

It has only just occurred to me that Mr.Berg has shown that it is possible for an average citizen to enter Iraq via Jordan. Knowing as I do that every FreeRepublican will want to go forth to Iraq to deliver God's vengence upon the heathen-communist-homosexual-atheist islamic turrists, the jobs they are leaving here at home will need to be filled.
Insomuch as I have read claims by the FR of a membership of 500k+ then put down that bong and peel off that unwashed tie-dye toga boys and girls, we're going back to work!
Don't worry your little socialist bleeding heart tree hugging heads that this ain't so, after all Freepers have their own guns, cammo gear and they love eat'in them MRE's, yum! I'm absolutely certain it will be standing room only on the jets to Jordan cause any Freeper that failed to show his/her patriotism by butchering and buggering every heathen camel-jockey they find would never be able to show his/her face again. There's nothing to hold them back now. Well not unless it's that their fundamentally chickenshit by their nature, and we all know that's not true. I'm sure I'd be going with them but unfortunately I have other priorities and an anal cyst.
Happy days are here again!

[daa]

1. Happier days too

Bank of America needs 400 part time tellers in Atlanta. Wow. I bet the pay and benefits are unsurpassed.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

2. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[wryter2000]

3. LMAO

Let's see how many of them take you up on that offer.

[prodigal_green]

4. Woo Hoo! Friday's here!

ROTFLMAOPMP (pissing my pants)

[Trajan]

5. Ok ok ok .... Well ALRIGHTY then ....

Damn: this is the funniest post Ive read in weeks ....

Wonderful wit Phuloi ....

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Their jobs would be need to be filled....

But $7.50 an hour as a septic tank pumper ain't going to cut it. Interesting concept on the trickle down economy they keep talking about, though.

[Zorra]

7. LOL. Grovelbot could run a "Sponsor A Freeper In Iraq" campaign.

$20 apiece from every DUer would send most of them and it would be a great investment considering the number of job openings. ;)