I'm taking a suprise visit to Iraq because...

[punistation]

Is it just me, or is everyone taking a Suprise Visit to Iraq..."?

Every time I turn on the TV, some world leader or US congressman has made a suprise visit to Iraq. First Bush, then Blair, then Howard, then a trickle of US politicians... I'm telling you, Iraq is the place to be!

But then, I realised something: They're taking a suprise visit to Iraq because the people in question are most often in a spot of bother, politically. For some reason, taking a suprise visit to Iraq magically fixes everything. Donald Rumsfield in a hot spot right now? NO PROBLEM, because he's making a suprise visit to Iraq.

I'm serious. I saw it on TV. "Amid growing concerns of abuse against detainees in Iraq, US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield has made a suprise visit to Iraq." Well, that solves everything, don't it?

And so, I've decided to make a suprise visit to Iraq myself. Y'see, I'm in a bit of trouble with the ol' spouse. I forgot to buy the TV Guide today, and I'm in the doghouse again. But I'm sure everything will be fine, because I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq.

Anyone feel like playing the game? I've tried it with my friends at work today, and I got some great punchlines! Have a try!


I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... my girlfriend caught me leaving a brothel.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... I found blood in my poop.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... all of America saw my booby during half-time.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... I forgot to take the rubbish out.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... my ex photoshopped my face into a porn pic and e-mailed it to my mom.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... you can't stop the music. Nobody can stop the music.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... the test came back positive. Damn.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... there is no emoticon for what I'm feeling.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... I can still taste it in my mouth.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... The page I am looking for is currently unavailable.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... Canadian rap is cool, okay? I share.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... all your base are belong to us.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... it just ain't kosher.

I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because... I got her mom pregnant.


Fun, ne? ^_^

Kisses XXOOXX
Jen

[Bonhomme Richard]

1. It's safer in Iraq than it is here. n/t

[pleiku52cab]

we still gotta get someone to eat this damn cardboard turkey

[eileen from OH]

2. It was Gay Day at Disneyland

n/t

eileen from OH

[gratuitous]

3. I'm making a suprise visit to Iraq because . . .

I forgot how to spell "surprise."

Seriously though, that was one funny post.

[debannbull]

4. The abuse report wasn't vivid enough, ditto the photos...

Ya gotta see it up front & personal to actually acknowledge it
-Rummy

[Dhalgren]

5. I can hear it now - the new catch phrase!

"Man, he is in a world of shit. He needs to make a suprise visit to Bhagdad." "Hey, no way would she forgive me! I even made a surprise visit to Iraq - and nada!" "Uh-oh, she needs to catch a plane to Iraq, pronto." I love it!

[xchrom]

6. you have a wicked funny mind

[rkc3]

7. I'm making a surprise visit to Iraq....

to show these pussies a thing or two about torture.

- Donald Rumsfeld

[tnlefty]

8. LOL!! ....got the vasectomy too late and the scan shows twins!

...get those digital cameras because they will soon be unavailable here

[Insider]

9. they promised pea-NACs and pepsi on the plane

signed:
D-Rums