Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a rat?

[Jackpine Radical]

A: There are some things you just can't get a rat to do.

[devilgrrl]

1. Rat's smell nicer?

:shrug:

[Kool Kitty]

2. Rats are much more lovable.

[Sparkly]

3. Rats may spread disease, but don't spread Hatred

except perhaps hatred of rats.

[knight_of_the_star]

Rats have class

[knight_of_the_star]

4. Rats have class

[htuttle]

5. About 400 pounds

[w13rd0]

6. Rats have enough sense...

...to flee a sinking ship.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Rabid Rats are smarter!

And not nearly as ugly!

What's the diff between Rush and a bucket of $hit?
The Bucket!

[The empressof all]

8. Theres a difference (nt)

[Beloved Citizen]

9. Rats are smart enough...

...to abandon sinking ships.

[Mr Bojangles]

10. A rat taught the ninja turtles!

B-)

[Junkdrawer]

11. There are people who actually care what happens to rats... n/t

[Gung_Fu]

12. I wouldn't eat a Rush Limbaugh.

[baldguy]

13. One is a sensitive, caring, emotional creature. . .

The other is on the radio.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Q: What's the difference between Rush and the Hindenburg?

A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag. The other is a dirigible.

[Arugula Latte]

15. Rats helped spread the Bubonic Plague ...

Rush helped spread the Boob Plague.

[Arugula Latte]

16. Rats don't use their anal cysts

to get out of the draft.

[northofdenali]

17. The difference between Rush Limpbag and a catfish?

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

[meow2u3]

18. The difference between Rush Limbaugh and a rat?

A: One is a filthy, disease-carrying sewer dweller; the other is a rodent.

[philosophie_en_rose]

19. That's an unfair partisan attack!

;)

There are plenty of things Rush Limbaugh wouldn't do. Like exercise.

[tinanator]

20. Rats are truly great animals, the perfect pet

also an excellent snake food. I think they may also be our relatives, to some extent? Limbaugh has nothing to offer but hate. Rats are ill served being mentioned in the same sentence.

[onecitizen]

21. Rats don't have big...........

fat,juicy pimples on their asses.

[UTUSN]

22. Abcess? n/t