"Secretary of the Indefensible" | a TOON tribute & more

[nostamj]

so, I got a second wind and did this one the night before... still needs your kind kicks....




























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THE ABU GHRAIB FAMILY SINGERS PRESENT:
"Our Favorite American Songs"

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
(To the tune of "Thanks For The Memory")

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
WHILE WE WERE COLD AND WET
YOU HAD A CIGARETTE.
THE INTERNET
WILL NOT FORGET
THE PRESIDENT'S "REGRET"
WE THANK YOU, SO MUCH

AND THANKS FOR THE BROOMSTICK PROBE
YOU MADE US FIRST DISROBE,
WE'VE BEEN SEEN ‘ROUND THE GLOBE
WE THOUGHT HOODS AND ELECTRODES
SURE MADE A CHIC WARDROBE
HOW CLASSY, YOU WERE

WHILE YOU ABUSED EACH TABOO
WE WERE AFRAID FOR OUR LIVES
NOW YOU CAN GIVE RUSH YOUR HIGH-FIVES–
NOTHING MEAN, JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM

AND THANKS, FOR THE PHOTO OP
OF STANDING ON A BOX
WHILE YOU POINTED AT OUR COCKS
WE WEREN'T DEFILED BY PIGGY PILES
BECAUSE YOUR SMILES INSIST
IT WAS JUST "FRAT PRANKS"

THANKS FOR MY NEW NIGHTMARES
ALTHOUGH SADDAM HUSSEIN
SEEMED TO BE INSANE
YOUR LIBERTY
IS NEW TO ME
I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLAIN
HOW LUCKY WE ARE

[Kukesa]

1. Kick!

Another outstanding job, nostamj! :)

[althecat]

2. Damn Hot Nostamj - A few more...

[immoderate]

3. Allow me...

Kick!:kick: :yourock:

--IMM

[whistle]

4. Really great...

...I can go to bed and fall asleep now. But first I'm emailed this link to everyone on my list.

[Red_Viking]

5. kick kick kick kick kick kick kick

You never fail to satisfy.

That's what I read on the ladies' room wall, anyway. :P

Great collection! Thanks for the 'toons!

RV

[nostamj]

8. can't imagine why a 'lady' would say that

must'a been a drag queen... ;-)

[goclark]

6. Kick Kick

[Spazito]

7. Thanks and Wow!

Those are some very damning toons and the last one is very powerful.

[nostamj]

10. "the last one"

Conrad is almost always awesome...

he's had the 'anchor' spot in my threads many many times for years now.

[yardwork]

9. Thank you again!

The coffin ballot box is amazing.

[Ediacara]

11. not sure if you've seen these

[nostamj]

12. yes, no, yes

but, I already had TOO many for this thread.

the Horsey TOON had it's own thread earlier today. the 'we're helping AQ' themes I decided to stay away from though

[MrSlayer]

13. Kick! Good stuff.

:kick:

[nostamj]

14. well, gotta crash...

if this thread is archived by 7AM i will be SO pissed...

and, will repost the damn thing anyway!

g'nite!

[toddzilla]

15. kick

[PurityOfEssence]

16. Thanks again; fabulous as always

It's hard to believe all this is actually happening.

[Bozita]

17. The ballot box military coffin toon has been sent to all my freepers pals

thanks

[_NorCal_D_]

18. Kick

:kick:

[dweller]

19. holy crap Kirktoons

:kick:

dp

[proud patriot]

20. love the toons kick

:kick:

[Tansy_Gold]

21. Kicked

11:20 in AZ, 2:20 east coast time.

[punpirate]

22. Another good bunch.... n/t

[Karenina]

25. KICK!

:kick:

[laura888]

23. wow - Kirk's was harsh - but right on the money! n/t

[Hekate]

24. I'm sending out "Vote Here" and "Redecorating the Torture Chambers"

Great selection. Thanks, nostamj.

Hekate

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[buddhamama]

26. thanks.

the song lyrics are disturbing

:kick:

[nostamj]

30. thanks!

they're too harsh to use in my revue but, I thought they skewered the RW 'blowing off steam' spin pretty well

[Dudley_DUright]

27. Morning (mourning?) kick

:kick:

[RushIsRot]

28. Kick

[chelsea0011]

29. Thanks again. "Secure their underwear"

[SheepyMcSheepster]

31. kick-a-doodle- doo

[vetwife]

32. Kick ! For Truth in Toon

[nostamj]

33. one more that wasn't available last night...

[Spazito]

34. Kick

:kick:

[linazelle]

35. "Mission...Hack-Complished" /Flag draped coughin'--powerful nt

[Tansy_Gold]

36. Another kick

for the Monday morning crowd who is still workin' on that second cup o' coffee.

[rppper]

37. a big 'ol kick......

:kick:

[thecrow]

38. KICK n/t

[indigobusiness]

39. Good Work Nos/ Permission???

I like the Rummy Bomb pic. Can I put it in the Sludge Report?

[nostamj]

40. sure. i'd be thrilled!

I have some bush* images too





and there's more!

[indigobusiness]

41. Cool, Thanks

If I can't come up with a good caption, maybe a contest would be in order?

[nostamj]

42. not sure it needs one but...

whatever you decide...

it *would* be nice if you could add this link:

nostamj_online

gotta sell a mug or two ya know!

[indigobusiness]

44. Good point...

but it is sort of my stock in trade.

I will add a link, and if I can't come up with a good caption, I won't use one.

Keep up the good work.

[nostamj]

45. send a PM

or post here when it's up...

I'll want to check that out!

[indigobusiness]

47. ok, I plugged in

some of your stuff.

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

I might rearrange it as the Rummy pic is above a reference to Cheney. But it is in an appropriate section and isn't that ambiguous.

Let me know what you think.

Thanks again.

[gulfcoastliberal]

43. Kick

[yowzayowzayowza]

46. And...

:kick:

[ChickMagic]

48. Big ol' kick

And thanks for all you do!

[Cassandra]

49. I applaud your ability...

to keep up with the sheer volume of material they keep providing.

[indigobusiness]

50. Sludge Report re-edit...Sorry Jeff...

but I could keep from captioning.

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

[nostamj]

51. cool!

added to favorites.

thanks!

[nostamj]

52. not to complain but...

people clicking on a caption are not going to expect to be taken to an online store...

(I thought you'd do it as something like a 'photo credit')

interesting page though, but a slow load for my damn dail-up! (which is not your fault)

[indigobusiness]

53. It is a pig...

But what started out as a way to learn html, just grew into a monster.

I started to link your pic to a news story, but then just linked to your store out of gratitude. If you'd rather I didn't, I'll change it.

[nostamj]

54. it's really more for your readers...

like I said, I wouldn't expect to click on a picture caption and be taken to a commercial site...

while a news story would make sense.

your call.

[indigobusiness]

58. You are right, of course

but I don't get all that much traffic. Maybe if I paid more attention to this kind of thing, I would.

Cheers.

[progressivebydesign]

55. Wow all great cartoons! I DO wish they'd stop letting Bush off the hook.

I hate how all of this is being pegged on Rumsfeld, when Bush is culpable, too. He knew last year, but is pretending he JUST heard about it... And they're letting Rumsfeld take the heat. I hate that. Bush needs to answer for this!! If he didn't know, even though Red Cross did those reports and warnings, then he should be tossed out for being totally uninterested in the war. He is either so far removed from the job, while Cheney runs things. OR.. he's the smoothes, and most evil son-of-a-bitch I've ever seen.

[nostamj]

62. the cartoonists certainly don't

let * off the hook.

it's just that this batch was rummy-intensive

[xultar]

56. I love the rummy photoshop. the likeness to what I've always thought he

looked like is uncanny!

[nostamj]

61. thanks, it's one of my own!

i kinda liked it myself...

[wellstone dem]

57. kicking

thank you

[librechik]

59. Laughing and crying at the same time

irony is painful--nice to share it with others, though.

Thanks Nostamj--you're the best

[Oddman]

60. Love it!

Keep up the great work!!!!




Does anyone know that you’re my hero . . . .

[nostamj]

63. ha!!

love the :loveya: pic.

[nostamj]

64. kick!

let's give the afterNOON TOON fans a chance!

[nostamj]

65. kick!

[nostamj]

66. last kick from me

for this apparently tired out thread... :shrug:

[nostamj]

67. so i lied

but, how dead is this thread???

:wow:

[scarletlib]

68. kick