Waiting for the new RW/Faux/Limbaugh/Hannity Spin: More "Frat Pranks"?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Just like when we gang raped that sorority sister who was dumb enough to get too drunk at our party and took pics of her! Eh good times...

[SEpatriot]

1. Odd, but I don't recall Rummy using this defense

at the hearings on Friday. Maybe he didn't get the memo.

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. No his was worst

it was a modified Nuremberg Defense...

[seabeyond]

2. so has anyone listened these dudes since

the hearing and the women raped and boys raped.

i dont listen. so not a clue. are they just silent now

or shifting to kerry and his war crimes and is this what he did

[HawkerHurricane]

4. The spin?

"Are you still talking about that?"

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. Clinton destroyed the military.

Many of the best, most moral solders left in the 90s. Mostly thugs and perverts are left. Clinton is directly responsible and should be brought to justice.

So far, Limbaugh and Hannity have come across looking like idiots. Only the very hardcore base believes their shit about Iraq. Last week they both had these "stooges" calling (the calls sounded rehearsed). One
guy called Hannity and told the story of his six National Guard friends who were going to Iraq. He said they were proud to put their life on the line for their beloved President.

[Junkdrawer]

6. Karpinski will be the scapegoat...

This will be spun as "She didn't exert control and a few bad apples veered out of control." Any examination of the MI/Private contractors will lead straight back to Rummy, so that whole line of inquiry will be stopped.

[in_cog_ni_to]

7. Don't forget Scarborough.

His secretary was found dead on his office floor and nothing happened to him. :eyes:

How the hell can they spin THIS? I can't wait.

[mitchtv]

8. Linda Chavez, and Anthrax are blaming

women in the military

[nostamj]

9. watch for Rush to play this tribute from the prisoners...

THE ABU GHRAIB FAMILY SINGERS PRESENT:
"Our Favorite American Songs"

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
(To the tune of “Thanks For The Memory”)

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
WHILE WE WERE COLD AND WET
YOU HAD A CIGARETTE.
THE INTERNET
WILL NOT FORGET
THE PRESIDENT’S “REGRET”
WE THANK YOU, SO MUCH

AND THANKS FOR THE BROOMSTICK PROBE
YOU MADE US FIRST DISROBE,
WE’VE BEEN SEEN ‘ROUND THE GLOBE
WE THOUGHT HOODS AND ELECTRODES
SURE MADE A CHIC WARDROBE
HOW CLASSY, YOU WERE

WHILE YOU ABUSED EACH TABOO
WE WERE AFRAID FOR OUR LIVES
NOW YOU CAN GIVE RUSH YOUR HIGH-FIVES–
NOTHING MEAN, JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM

AND THANKS, FOR THE PHOTO OP
OF STANDING ON A BOX
WHILE YOU POINTED AT OUR COCKS
WE WEREN’T DEFILED BY PIGGY PILES
BECAUSE YOUR SMILES INSIST
IT WAS JUST “FRAT PRANKS”

THANKS FOR MY NEW NIGHTMARES
ALTHOUGH SADDAM HUSSEIN
SEEMED TO BE INSANE
YOUR LIBERTY
IS NEW TO ME
I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLAIN
HOW LUCKY WE ARE

[Jacobin]

10. No no no no. It'll be "they deserved it" "they are killing our soldiers"

"torture is saving our soldiers lives" "they didn't apologize for burning our mercenari....oops, I mean our contracters", "war is hell" and lots of other excuses.