George Bush. The kind of guy you can have a fear with.

[TruthIsAll]

All hat. No cattle.

Buy him a saddle, he'll mount it on the wall. He can't ride a pony.
Buy him a book, he'll put it on the shelf. Can't read a lick.
Buy him a share in a business, don't expect he will keep the stock.
Buy him a presidency, don't expect him to give a damn about the people.
Buy him a trip to Brazil, don't expect him to go to a black church.
Buy him a Supreme Court justice, don't expect him to complete a vote recount.

[Direckshun]

1. I like 2 of those the most.

Buy him a saddle, he'll mount it on the wall. He can't ride a pony.
Buy him a book, he'll put it on the shelf. Can't read a lick.

I like them because they illustrate that not only is Bush incapable of doing these things, he will still publicly put them on display as if he does those things excellently.

Religion is one of those things.

[Tellurian]

2. More...TIA...please?

hee!

[Eric J in MN]

3. well done (nt)

nt

[TroubleMan]

4. Here's more

Buy him a sweet spot in the National Guard during 'Nam, and he goes AWOL.

Buy him a spot and an Ivy League college, and he's still a C student.

[Tellurian]

5. good ones, TM..nt