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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 03:54 PM Original message |
Poll question: If Bush wrote a book, would you buy it?? An Opihi Poll |
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KissMyAsscroft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. I have a hard time reading crayon scribblings... |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 03:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Crayons even, LOL, too funny. |
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Johnny Arson (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'd read it in the store |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
4. Dennis, Sugarpie |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:09 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. Hi Midori, How many people bought A CHANGE TO KEEP? |
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SOS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 05:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
38. Some Amazon sales rankings on 5/1/04.... |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:48 PM Response to Reply #38 |
49. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:34 PM Response to Reply #49 |
63. Even the Hungry Caterpillar is far ahead on that list. |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
5. I already read |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. LOL!!!! |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:11 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. Damn you Cat, just spewed coke all over the keyboard. |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:15 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. ROFL!!!!! |
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doni_georgia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:22 PM Response to Reply #9 |
57. How bout - "If You Give A Chimp the Presidency" |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:14 PM Response to Reply #57 |
72. That would work...... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
6. Sorry, I don't answer hypothetical questions. |
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Paradise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
7. Hughes already has a book out and I'm not even reading that one. n/t |
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Kadie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
8. a book by bushie would be as useless as tits on a boar |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
22. Bush the STATESMAN is gonna fool all of us and not write anything |
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PfcHammer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Imperialism for Dummies" |
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Webster Green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
11. If Bush wrote a book............LOL! |
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agates (743 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
12. Bush's* book |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:17 PM Response to Reply #12 |
19. There are lots of people on the HUNGRY CATERPILLAR LEVEL |
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agates (743 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 11:33 PM Response to Reply #19 |
80. Maybe Condi |
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Robbien (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
13. If they paid me I might, but only because it can be put in the recycle bin |
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AP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
15. Last night on Letterman, Hil Clinton said that First Lady books tend |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:15 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Can Pickles write?? Stepford people got no input for book writin |
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justjones (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
20. A chimp writing an entire book w/ their toes would be awfully hard... |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:23 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. well, you'll be pleased to know that he's brushing up on his phonics |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:27 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Too Late, the guy is into making up his own vocab. Just makes up words |
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justjones (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. No, that's not going to work. Here's the answer: |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:37 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. From another Chimp? Inquiring minds need to know, LOL |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
23. Infinity X infinity X infinity would still not be enough typing chimps. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
25. How to kick yo media ho in the butt? |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:35 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. Damn you Hubert, this is the 3 rd time I gatta clean my keyboard. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:40 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. If Shrub writes the way he reads, you'd have to stand on your...... |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:47 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Shrub is gonna be ASHES, not Toast, but way beyond |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:52 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. I ain't figured out if he has his panties in a wad or:::::::::::::::::::: |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
43. The only guy with a brain at BushCo was Clarke.... but Bush refused to |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:14 PM Response to Reply #43 |
54. Why was the Army lady looking up those Iraqi prisoners asses? |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 09:17 PM Response to Reply #54 |
66. Its a shame she gatta be taking the blame but if I live and breathe |
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stilpist (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
26. Not even if I was totally out of |
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Kathleen04 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
27. Supposedly he already has two... |
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napi21 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:32 PM Response to Reply #27 |
61. I didn't know anything about his books except for Hughs??? |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
28. Only if the store was out of toilet paper. . . . . n/t |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 04:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. My Eyes My Eyes.... used to wipe ones rear? LOL |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:08 PM Response to Reply #32 |
40. A while back I found a website that was selling |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:22 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. LOL, that would be SO fitting |
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SemperEadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
36. Not "no" |
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LandOLincoln (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
37. Would I buy it? Fork no! I'd be too busy dodgin |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
39. A book? It would take more than five pages to make a book. |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:34 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. "Can 4.8 pages sneak in?" |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
41. Crayon's too hard to read |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:33 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. Are you hinting Toddler Lever? LOL |
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Monkey see Monkey Do (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
46. Well I bought "Tony and Me" |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:47 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Thanks so much for that toon, made my day |
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gpandas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
47. it would take a lot of steadfast n/t |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:50 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. The Bush is not fast enough |
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benburch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
51. If it were down to 4 cents... |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:01 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Most likey too slippery from all that oil on it. |
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doni_georgia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
53. Wouldn't chimp-boy have to learn to READ first? n/t |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:19 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. He on the manga level, comic books |
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Failure (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
56. How many words would it be? (nt) |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:31 PM Response to Reply #56 |
60. About 25 |
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Failure (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:36 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. probably publisher name address, copyright date etc...nt |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:52 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. He is................................ A MIND TOO FAR...................... |
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Failure (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 09:20 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. lights are on but nobody's home...nt |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 09:35 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. dim ones too |
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AgadorSparticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
58. wouldn't want to waste my beautiful mind on something like that. |
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truth2power (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
59. Bush? Write a book??? Bwahahahahaha!!!! eom |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 07:32 PM Response to Reply #59 |
62. I know, I know, the thought of it is Mind blowing |
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corporatewhore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
68. Sure I Love Coloring Books!! |
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LeahMira (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
69. It's moot! |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 09:37 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. Not Ed Zachery a believable thing. |
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burrowowl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
73. Bu$h can write? |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:29 PM Response to Reply #73 |
76. Of course he can WRITE, LOL, but would it be ledgible? |
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nefarious (132 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
74. Give 1000 chimps a typewriter |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:34 PM Response to Reply #74 |
78. over....6354756 trillion years? |
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Elwood P Dowd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
75. He would make $100,000,000 minimum. |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:33 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. LOL, in our dreams/ Not after this past Month of Statesmanship |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-01-04 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
79. Not Even If It Were A Pamphlet |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-02-04 12:08 AM Response to Reply #79 |
81. Bush most likely go for something like :MY PRETZEL AND I |
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historian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-02-04 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
82. I would give it to john cleese |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-02-04 12:19 AM Response to Reply #82 |
83. Like in CORKY REMENDEZ? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-02-04 05:59 AM Response to Original message |
84. NO,,,, I wouldn't read it if it was free because.......................... |
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