So what's the tally of issue-less fake outrages yet?

[Touchdown]

Let's see...

An affair to ignore.
$.50 gas talk, but no vote on it.
Kerry in same picture as Jane Fonda. 3 rows back, and 7 seats over. They're obviously fucking!
Off the cuff remark about "crooked liars".
Kerry didn't SNAP TO and release his Mil. records fast enough.
Mil. records "too good to be true" once finally released.
Kerry threw medals...no, ribbons...no, somebody else's medals.
Kerry didn't get "injured enough" for a purple heart.
"swear words" in of all family publications...Rolling Stone (the pre-teen Highlights).
Teresa Heinz won't release her financial records. Shocked, I tell Ya!
Heinz has overseas factories...that sell food overseas.
Kerry *GASP* owns an SUV!!!!

Am I missing any OBVIOUS OUTRAGES :wow: ...about what Kerry has done? :eyes:

Oh' yeah. I forgot the inspiration for this post...A millionaire getting a $1000 haircut! OOOOOOH! What outrage!

[Streetdoc270]

1. Don't forget his millionaires mansion

and the elitist ski vacation....

[progressiveBadger]

3. You wanna know what's elitist?

Taking 9/12th of the year off to relax in your massive RANCH HOME like JR Ewing.

[Cocoa]

2. speaks fluent French

:wow:

[Imalittleteapot]

4. I just wish that Bush supporters would find

this stuff as inane and humorous as we do, call their GOP reps to insist that they stop spewing the small stuff and get into the real issues.

[Cocoa]

5. lied about Botox

:wow:

[Touchdown]

6. How could I forget the botox, mansions and speaking French?

I'm just not outraged enough!:eyes:

[Generator]

7. Yes and from all these outrages the oh so obvious extrapoliation

that he's on the side of the terrorists. Donchya get it????