A Bush joke

[aintitfunny]

I just got by email from a friend. Made me laugh:

A teacher in a small Texas town asked her 4th-grade class how many of them were Bush fans. Not really sure what a "Bush fan" was, but not wanting to disappoint their teacher, all of the children raised their hands except one boy, whose name was Johnny. The teacher, a little taken aback, asked Johnny why he didn't agree with the rest of the class Johnny replied, "I'm not a Bush fan." "Why aren't you a Bush fan?" asked the teacher. "Because I'm a John Kerry fan," said Johnny. The teacher asked why he preferred Kerry. Johnny said, "Well my mom's a John Kerry fan and my dad's a John Kerry fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan." The teacher, being the good Texas Republican that she was, really came unglued. She asked Johnny, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?" Johnny replied, "That would make me a Bush fan."

[Blue Gardener]

1. Good One!

Passed along to like-minded people.

[More Than A Feeling]

2. How about this one

A man walks into a bar and sees Bush and Powell sitting and talking. So he says to them, "What are you doing?" Bush replies, "we are planning to go to war with Iraq. It will kill ten million Iraqis and a bicycle repairman." The man asks, "why the bicycle repairman?" Bush turns to Powell and says, "See? I told you no one would notice the ten million Iraqis!

[TankLV]

3. That was a great laugh - thanx!

nt

[0007]

4. Good joke!