Kerry still carries shrapnel in leg; Bush*'s filling in molar replaced nt

[AlinPA]

[m-jean03]

1. Yeah, big deal!

I still have a few pebbles in my knee from when I fell off my bike 15 years ago! So there, John Kerry! :P

[LoZoccolo]

2. This guy I know...

...knew someone who was a doctor or something, and this elderly man came in with a sore throat. I think they couldn't really pin the sore throat on anything so they took an x-ray, and they found a nail in his throat! It was basically buried in scar tissue. The elderly man couldn't think of how it got in there, but he had successful surgery to remove it and after the surgery, the elderly man remembered that when he was like 13 he was shooting nails out of some kind of a gun like a BB gun or something when he wasn't supposed to and it misfired or something like that and he started bleeding, and he didn't want to get caught for messing with the gun so he didn't tell anyone, but he didn't know the nail was in there! And this was like 60 years later they found it!