Your might be an elitist if

[wabeewoman]

(thought it might be fun to start a list of elitist traits since georgie is trying to divide us into elitist and the rest of the country)
1. you can string words together in a coherant sentence.
2. you actually read some of your news
3. you consider evidence in making decisions instead of 'gut' feelings
4. you are embarrassed to have a president as stupid as bush
5. you know Iraq wasn't responsible for 9-11
6. you have at least 5 anti-bush sites in your favorites
7. you can scratch your head and chew gum at the same time
feel free to add yours....

[seabeyond]

1. dont pick your nose in public?

lol lol lol lol

[NMDemDist2]

2. you apologize to folks from other nations

and promise to get rid of the pResident asap

[Lasira]

3. you're a Christian who...

...doesn't see Bush as some ordained prophet and you actually compare his actions against the Bible.

EDIT: clarity, I tend not to make sense at 1:30 am.

[wickerwoman]

4. 8.) You can spell, pronounce and recognize hypocrisy.

9.) You can spell, pronounce and demonstrate empathy.

[No2W2004]

5. When you talk,

no one is moving your lips for you

[xxqqqzme]

6. U knew it was

a BIG country even B4 squatter identified the US as such.

U have your eye on some fundie beach property you can buy after the rapture.

add: you can pronounce nuclear.

[OneBlueSky]

7. you never have to ax anyone how to pronounce nuclear . . . n/t

.

[Jim Sagle]

8. You don't wipe your glasses on other folks' clothes (at least not on TV).

[Must_B_Free]

9. you use toilet paper

[bluedeminredstate]

10. You go to

Andover and Yale. Oh nevermind...

[billyskank]

11. You can...

watch TV and eat pretzels simultaneously without losing consciousness and banging your head on the table.

[Serenity-NOW]

12. dangit you beat me to outwitting a pretzel.

[billyskank]

15. It just had to be mentioned! n/t

[countmyvote4real]

13. You work for a living or have children in Iraq

or can't afford health care or prescription drugs. How fashionable. "Thank you, Mr. pResidnet for making us so elite. Now when do we get to eat cake?”"

[politick]

16. You know that

xake is tax deducible now...

[countmyvote4real]

19. Hi carbs are deductable?

Now what am I gonna do about my steroids, etc? Wait a minute. We’re at war. Wait another minute. We’re at war over what?

[flaminbats]

14. You could be an elitist if

you live in a gated community and consider this to be country living.

you play golf when connecting with the common folk, and polo to connect with real people.

you consider a dog to be an indoor pet or an outdoor menace.

you think becoming a "Bush pioneer" puts you in the same league as Davy Crockett.

you consider a vote for Zell Miller to be a sign of compassion.

you fear friends and associates may discover that your parents voted for Truman and F.D.R., and may conclude this occurred because of bad blood in your family.

you had difficulty deciding whether to support Forbes or Dubya in 2000.

[politick]

17. nice post

especially the golf/polo example.
LOL!

[physioex]

18. I prefer the politically correct term "fancy pants" EOM