The Gay Agenda (So THAT's What it is)

[hotphlash]

Exerpted from:
http://www.sinaicentral.com/gendercentral/The%20Gay%20Issue.htm

The Gay Lobby wants:
1) To demonize religious people who oppose homosexuality
2) To criminalize religions that adhere to the biblical proscription of homosexuality
3) To control education at all levels
4) To control media including Internet and proscribe “hate” or anti-gay thoughts
5) To lower the age of consensual sex
6) To revamp the traditional social attitudes regarding pedophilia, sexual sadism and masochism, bestiality, etc.
7) To allow a man to say he is a woman and enter a woman’s bathroom and dormitory
8) To recognize gay marriage

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14)To utterly destroy the social respect for traditional family, and replace it with “new” constructs such as homosexuality and transgender relations. To label all who oppose homosexuality as “homophobes,” and even quarantining them and removing them from their employ. (idea quoted in New York Times suggested by senior American Psychiatrist)

15)To seize the lion’s share of medical research funding for diseases that affect gays, and to ignore the major diseases such as cancer and heart trouble that kill most Americans.

Hmmm...Labeling someone opposing gays a homophobe? The nerve!

[wryter2000]

1. I saw the gay agenda once

It went something like:

9:00 Greetings
9:15 Group introductions
10:00 Kick-off address
11:00 Break up into small groups
Noon Lunch
1:00 Destroy the family
2:00 Keynote adress: "Astair or Baryishnikoff?"
3:00 Undermine all the great religions
4:00 Wrap up and good-byes

Editted for spelling and to add satire alert...here it is...satire!

[TennesseeWalker]

17. FUNNIEST post I've read in a long time!

thanks!

[DarkPhenyx]

2. Wow!

I'm glad someone finally showed me the "Gay Agenda". Least now I know what I'm supposed to be arguing for. Wierd that I haven't seen it beofre considering how long I've been in this battle.

<on edit>

I would seriosuly like to see his documentation for these claims. Any moron can write a paper and claim it's fact w/o providing any backup for it.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. People like this

are the ones who basically lie about what it means to be gay. Gay people aren't pedophiles, S&M, etc, etc, any more than heterosexuals are, but according to these dingbats they are one and the same. Reminds me of when people wanted marijuana made illegal-they did that, I'm told, but asserting that if they didn't, black men would get "high" and go out and rape white women.

[hotphlash]

4. I think its funny when these homophobes

start listing in detail the sick things gay folks do. How do they know all about that stuff.

Of course straight people arent into S&M, group sex, fi***ng, fe***ing, golden showers, poop, and the myriad other fetishes.

[WoodrowFan]

6. fe***ing

Ok, that one got past me. feRRETing? :think: nope. ok, I give up...

[hotphlash]

7. fel**ing

.

[karlschneider]

9. Oh, you mean...(PG-13 rated):

blowjob, playing the meat whistle, scobbing the knob, suckoff, munching the one-eyed worm with a turtleneck sweater, a solo on the skin flute,
Kama Sutra Salad, dick lickin',...............well I think I got the idea.
:evilgrin:
:D

[hotphlash]

10. nope...one more try...felc*ing

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[WoodrowFan]

12. felching?

what is felching? :wtf: Would my wife and I enjoy it?? :silly:

[hotphlash]

13. trust me, you don't want to do that. AT ALL!!!!!

.

[WoodrowFan]

18. Ok..

Time for a quick search of the archives for "Savage Love" LOL. :evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

5. DAMN

To allow a man to say he is a woman and enter a woman?s bathroom and dormitory. DAMN, now why didn't I think of that when I was in college. All we had were panty raids............. :evilgrin:

wait a sec, why would a gay GUY want to go into a WOMAN'S locker room? :wtf:

[DarkPhenyx]

8. When I was in college...

...I didn't see one man trying to get into the womens shower. I did catch one woman in the mens shower though.

[sandnsea]

14. My uncle's um, panty raids

He was in the Navy back in the 40s and stationed stateside at one point. He was a fireman and, well, they would yell 'fire drill' and roust all the nurses out of the shower. Who says morality has gone downhill!

[DarkPhenyx]

11. Age of consent discussion.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=77703&mesg_id=77703

[sandnsea]

15. well finally!

I've been wanting to know about the dastardly gay agenda for years now.

Too bad they aren't as worried about defining an agenda that feeds children and provides them heatlh care, takes care of the elderly, promotes love, peace and understanding, you know, stuff Jesus actually talked about.

[DarkPhenyx]

16. This piece was written by a Rabbi.

Don't think he's too worried about Jesus. :)

[sandnsea]

20. lol well I missed that part

And since I don't know anything about Judaism, I'll just slink away quietly!

[donco6]

19. My response to the "gay agenda"

1) To demonize religious people who oppose homosexuality

"Oppose", yes. "Demonize" . . . ? I don't believe in demons, so I don't know what to say to that.

2) To criminalize religions that adhere to the biblical proscription of homosexuality

I have neither the time nor inclination to criminalize any religion for any reason. In my book, most religion is worthless, anyway.

3) To control education at all levels

OK, well, as opposed to the Christian RW fundamentalists controlling it, I think this is a "go."

4) To control media including Internet and proscribe “hate” or anti-gay thoughts

See point number 3 - except for the "proscribe" part. If anything, I would like LESS proscriptions on all media outlets.

5) To lower the age of consensual sex

I have no interest in this whatsoever. Sex should only be between those who know enough to make their own choices.

6) To revamp the traditional social attitudes regarding pedophilia, sexual sadism and masochism, bestiality, etc.

Pedophilia, no; sexual sadism and masochism, maybe; bestiality - what do I care if someone wants to have sex with a goat?

7) To allow a man to say he is a woman and enter a woman’s bathroom and dormitory

Now this is just silly.

8) To recognize gay marriage

Duh.

14)To utterly destroy the social respect for traditional family, and replace it with “new” constructs such as homosexuality and transgender relations.

Well, let me rephrase without the inflammatory rhetoric: To build respect for family structures other than the traditional family - you bet!

To label all who oppose homosexuality as “homophobes,” and even quarantining them and removing them from their employ. (idea quoted in New York Times suggested by senior American Psychiatrist)

As opposed to allowing the RW Christian fundamentalists cart all gays off to concentration camps? - see numbers 3 and 4. But seriously, I don't begrudge the homophobe his right to be a homophobe - just don't think I'm going to take it lying down!

15)To seize the lion’s share of medical research funding for diseases that affect gays, and to ignore the major diseases such as cancer and heart trouble that kill most Americans.

Yeah, right. I've had cancer; I don't have AIDS. You think I'm going to fight cancer funding?

[HawkerHurricane]

21. Taken from the Protocals

Of the Elders of San Fransico?

[Cronus Protagonist]

22. I have researched this issue and I have a copy of The Gay Agenda

I've seen all these fake documents and "gay agenda"s written by the religious right, but all are reprehensible and inaccurate.

After doing a lot of deep research in far-flung locations and talking with many people knowledgeable on the subject, I was finally able to track down my own certified copy of "The Gay Angenda" - I have taken great pains to reproduce it faithfully in an online document at http://cronus.com/agenda so that others may finally know what it is we're really talking about when we refer to the "Gay Agenda".

Warning: This is not for the faint at heart.

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[DarkPhenyx]

23. Damnit!

How dare you ask for those outragous demands! I won't stand for it I tell you. I won't!

[Cronus Protagonist]

24. Heh. You're brave!

I can tell you actually clicked on the button. Many are fearful of having to deal with the responsibility and astounding revelation that is contined inside "The Gay Agenda".


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