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homelandpunk Donating Member (787 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 10:24 PM
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Had I not renounced Christianity years ago, the thought of spending
eternity with Bush and the likes of him, would have me renouncing right NOW. The glories of the presence of Christ and the holy angels is just not a good enough selling point knowing a-holes like Bush may possibly be admitted into The Presence as well. I just couldn't live with myself (eternally) knowing the s.o.b. might be right there rubbing elbows with me at the Throne.
Thank god I have solidly renounced years ago, and my soul will be saved from such a hell.
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Frances Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 10:26 PM
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1. Bush does not have a chance in hell to get to heaven
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 10:45 PM
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2. In the heaven of the Republican fundies
It's all about getting your "rewards" in heaven, your "inheritance" and all that, which means to them, heaven is basically the same as it was for the fanatical muslims who attacked us.

This has very frightening implications for us.

http://www.wgoeshome.com
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strategery blunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 10:45 PM
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3. What makes you think bu$h* is really a Christian?
Do you really believe him when he says he is? He lies about everything else, why wouldn't he lie about Christianity?

Jeremiah 14:14
Then the LORD said to me, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries, and the delusions of their own minds."

Luke 12:15
Then he said to them, (the crowd) "Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions."

Matthew 23:15
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as you are." (Sound like Bush proselytizing?)

Matthew 5: 9
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.
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homelandpunk Donating Member (787 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:59 PM
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5. But the IF is too great a chance
I just can't put it past the grace of Christ to let Bush in. Therefore I will do all I can to avoid being there. Cuz I would really hate to have to cuss Christ out if I was there and Bush turned up in his glorified body with a glorified smirk. I'd be all, "Wha- What the FUCK!??" And Jesus would be all "Well I had to, I am compassionate and he is my son." And Bush would be getting all smug cuz he got in, and I'd be like "Fuck! Fuck!!"
I don't think they would want me there. There'd be a scene.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:17 PM
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4. All the fun people are gonna be in Valhalla anyway
If I get there first I'll save you a beer. :silly:
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