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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:13 PM
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yet another idiotic RW mass e-mail
probably written when the author actually thought things were going much better...

WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE OLE' TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH

GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq 's regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace
deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany , and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America . It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America .
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
God bless America .

Thank you and good night.
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Killarney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:15 PM
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1. Conservatives are just so filled with hate.
It's really all they have. Well, that and their stupidity.
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:16 PM
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2. Sure! Why not?
And watch just how badly it would hurt us in the long run.

Idiots.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:19 PM
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4. while I admit to only skimming the thing... have to wonder
in that last list of things to get rid of... how did world cup soccer slip in? :shrug:
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:23 PM
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7. Soccer is Communist BOY!
Don't you know anything? American suck at it the French are Good at it (sort of) so it must be Communist!
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:26 PM
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9. must be it
from the same folks who wanted to rename the French Quarter...
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:31 PM
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12. They are predictable aren't they?
Too bad you don't have to have a brain to reproduce.
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sangha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 09:05 PM
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17. Soccer = dark skinned people
Please note that it was *World Cup* Soccer.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:18 PM
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3. "top 10 myths about job outsourcing"...WTF???
by Tim Kane, Brett Schaefer, and Alison Fraser
WebMemo #467
April 1, 2004 |

The American economy never rests—at this moment, in fact, economic growth is vigorous. Yet every time there is a slight dip in the acceleration of output, jobs, or incomes, the undying myths of a sputtering, backfiring economy rise again. Today, many of those myths concern the ills of outsourcing.


The plain facts, however, lay all of today’s myths about outsourcing to rest. But there is still a real danger that politicians working with incomplete or incorrect information will hobble American competitiveness. Scapegoating poor Third World countries, “Benedict Arnold CEOs,” and free trade will not improve the U.S. economy or labor market, but would likely cause great harm. Robert McTeer of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas summed up the promise of government action on outsourcing well: “If we are lucky, we can get through the year without doing something really, really stupid.”<1>


Myth #1: America is losing jobs.

Fact: More Americans are employed than ever before.

The household employment survey of Americans indicates that there are 1.9 million more Americans employed since the recession ended in November 2001. There are 138.3 million workers in the U.S. economy today—more than ever before.<2>


Myth #2: The low unemployment rate excludes many discouraged workers.

Fact: Unemployment is dropping, despite a surging labor force.

Not only is the unemployment rate low in historical terms at 5.6 percent, but the workforce has been growing—there are now 2.03 million more people in the labor force than in late 2001. Without a higher rate of unemployment or a shrinking workforce, there is no evidence of growing discouragement.<3>


Myth #3: Outsourcing will cause a net loss of 3.3 million jobs.

Fact: Outsourcing has little net impact, and represents less than 1 percent of gross job turnover.

Over the past decade, America has lost an average of 7.71 million jobs every quarter.<4> The most alarmist prediction of jobs lost to outsourcing, by Forrester Research, estimates that 3.3 million service jobs will be outsourced between 2000 and 2015—an average of 55,000 jobs outsourced per quarter, or only 0.71 percent of all jobs lost per quarter.


Myth #4: Free trade, free labor, and free capital harm the U.S. economy.

Fact: Economic freedom is necessary for economic growth, new jobs, and higher living standards.

A study conducted for the 2004 Index of Economic Freedom confirms a strong, positive relationship between economic freedom and per capita GDP. Countries that adopt policies antithetical to economic freedom, including trying to protect jobs of a few from outsourcing, tend to retard economic growth, which leads to fewer jobs.


Myth #5: A job outsourced is a job lost.

Fact: Outsourcing means efficiency.

Outsourcing is a means of getting more final output with lower cost inputs, which leads to lower prices for all U.S. firms and families. Lower prices lead directly to higher standards of living and more jobs in a growing economy.


Myth #6: Outsourcing is a one-way street.

Fact: Outsourcing works both ways.

The number of jobs coming from other countries to the U.S. (jobs “insourced”) is growing at a faster rate than jobs lost overseas. According to the Organization for International Investment, the numbers of manufacturing jobs insourced to the United States grew by 82 percent, while the number outsourced overseas grew by only 23 percent.<5> Moreover, these insourced jobs are often higher-paying than those outsourced.<6>


Myth #7: American manufacturing jobs are moving to poor nations, especially China.

Fact: Nations are losing manufacturing jobs worldwide, even China.

America is not alone in experiencing declines in manufacturing jobs. U.S. manufacturing employment declined 11 percent between 1995 and 2002, which is identical to the average world decline.<7> China has seen a sharper decline, losing 15 percent of its industrial jobs over the same period.


Myth #8: Only greedy corporations benefit from outsourcing.

Fact: Everyone benefits from outsourcing.

Outsourcing is about efficiency. As costs decline, every consumer benefits, including those who lose their jobs to outsourcing. A 2003 study by Michael W. Klein, Scott Schuh, and Robert K. Triest, which includes dislocation costs in its calculations, shows the benefits of trade outweighing its costs by 100 percent.<8>


Myth #9: The government can protect American workers from outsourcing.

Fact: Protectionism is isolationism and has a history of failure.

Proposals to punish businesses that outsource jobs, institute tariffs, or change tax rules will carry unintended consequences if enacted. Such measures would injure U.S. firms that export goods and services and erode U.S. competitiveness, often in unexpected ways. Recent steel tariffs, for example, cost jobs in dozens of industries while raising prices for consumers.<9>


Myth #10: Unemployment benefits should be extended beyond 26 weeks.

Fact: Jobless benefits are already working

The median duration of unemployment is now 10.9 weeks; most workers are covered by existing benefits, which last for 26 weeks. Extending todayÂ’s coverage to 39 weeks would cost billions of dollars and have little impact.


Conclusion

America's workers deserve a more informative, less partisan debate on outsourcing. The negative impact of outsourcing on the economy and American employment has been greatly exaggerated, and the benefits of outsourcing almost entirely ignored.


Tim Kane, Ph.D., is Research Fellow in Macroeconomics in the Center for Data Analysis, Brett Schaefer is Jay Kingham Fellow in the Center for International Trade and Economics (CITE), and Alison Fraser is Director of the Thomas A. Roe Institute for Economic Policy Studies, at The Heritage Foundation.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

<1> As quoted in Daniel Drezner, “The Outsourcing Bogeyman,” Foreign Affairs, May/June 2004. http://foreignaffairs.org/20040501faessay83301/daniel-w-drezner/the-outsourcing-bogeyman.html.

<2> Bureau of Labor Statistics, smoothed Household Survey. The 4-month moving average of CPS employment totals reached a peak in February 2004, the latest data available.

<3> Bureau of Labor Statistics, smoothed Household Survey.

<4> Labor Department, BED data series, 1992 to 2003.

<5> Organization for International Investment (OFII)website at http://www.ofii.org/insourcing/.

<6> Ibid.

<7> Jon E. Hilsenrath and Rebecca Buckman, “Factory Employment is Falling World-Wide,” Wall Street Journal, October 20, 2003, p. A2.

<8> Jeff Madrick, “Questioning Free Trade Mathematics,” Economic Scene, New York Times, March 18, 2004, available at http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/18/business/18scene.html. Michael W. Klein, Scott Schuh, and Robert K. Triest, Job Creation, Job Destruction,and International Competition, Upjohn Institute, 2003, Introductory chapter available at http://www.upjohninst.org/jobs.html.

<9> Editorial, “Steeling Our Wealth,” The Wall Street Journal, September 23, 2003, p. A24; and Editorial, “Steel Trapped Minds,” The Wall Street Journal, February 19, 2002, p. A26

http://www.heritage.org/Research/TradeandForeignAid/wm467.cfm
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:28 PM
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11. ah the rigor of peer refereed research... oh, thats right
its not. Heritage - the point of origin of perpetually flawed theories trotted out as "published research" (because they "home" publish it at Heritage.)
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:21 PM
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5. Got that one too
What would be even better than this fairy tale for hateful people would be for all those harangue us for 'hating America' would actually read the Constitution and start noticing that BushCo does not operate by the plan laid out for us.

Just heard one too many idiots today ranting that the 9-11 Commission should be out of public view. And they have the audacity to call me unAmerican. Am thinking they do not deserve much consideration at all. Too friggin dense to even have a superficial relationship with. Glad I won't live much longer.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:22 PM
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6. Eliminating World Cup soccer?
:wtf:
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:25 PM
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8. See post above.
It tells teh whole logical reason for that.
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revcarol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:33 PM
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13. Brown people play that.
that alone makes it suspect.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:26 PM
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10. those two i got from the corvetteforum
Yet another RW site which reads us frequently and links to the posts they consider most extreme...lol
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:34 PM
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14. Anybody old enough to remember the Chad Mitchell Trio?
They did a song to poke fun a Goldwater way back in the paleocon day.

..."So let's go back to the days when men were men
and start the First World War all over again.."


the neocons who are just going with the flow instead of actually thinking, just all wanna go back to a time before they had any evidence there is injustice, slavery, lying, stealing, cheating...They do not want any information to get in the way of thoughtless insistence that their way is the only way and everybody's life is just fine. They are lazy and wanna keep heads firmly up their arses instead of looking at the world fairly and without infantile greed as their driving force. They do not want to think about where the shit goes when they flush the toilet, they just want it out of their way. Too bad about anybody downstream in life.
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 07:50 PM
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15. Some things FAUX NEWS edited out.
Edited on Thu Apr-08-04 07:56 PM by mzmolly
WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE OLE' TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH

GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq 's regime has been completed AND THE QUAGMIRE HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

Since I DID NOT want to account for spending any more money on this war, AND THE RW FOOLS ARE ALREADY FEELING A SENSE OF FALSE PATRIOTISM our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American Forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the CIVIL WAR.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries WHO ALLOWED THEMSELVES TO BE BLACKMAILED by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone WHO KNEW THAT WE WERE LYING ABOUT THE WMD'S AND OTHER NON-EVIDENCE AGAINST IRAQ.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. OK, OK THIS IS YET ANOTHER LIE THAT THE RW WILL PERPETUATE, SO REMEMBER TO SAVE THIS TALKING POINT FOR YOU FOOLS THAT WILL BE VOTING FOR ME IN THE COMING ELECTION.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption, THUS WE WILL NOT BE GETTING ANY MORE KICK BACKS UNTIL WE GET THE NEW CORRUPT ASS KISSING REGIMES INSTALLED, BUT MY FRIENDS ARE TAKEN CARE OF WITH THE NEW STICK IT TO THE POOR TAX PLAN.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home LIKE LOWERING MORE TAXES FOR MY WEALTHY FRIENDS, DEREGULATING ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROLS, KICKING PEOPLE OFF UNEMPLOYMENT AND RAISING THE FEDERAL DEFICIT. REMEMBER MY RIGHT WING IDIOT VOTING BLOCK WILL LAP THIS TAX CUT SHIT UP LIKE THE DOGS THEY ARE.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China. AND WE WILL CAPTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD OR ALIVE ... ER UHM WELL MAYBE

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace deal now OR THEY'LL BE A CAMPAIGN OF SHOCK AND AWE COMING YOUR WAY. THIS WILL BE PAID FOR BY THE CHILDREN OF THE IDIOTS THAT VOTED FOR ME AND OTHER HELPLESS AMERICAN CHILDREN ONCE THEY REACH THE AGE OF PAYING TAXES. BUT, DON'T WORRY, IF YOUR RICH, YOU WON'T PAY SHIT AS LONG AS YOU VOTE REPUBLICAN.

I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany , and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. OH THAT'S RIGHT, I ALIENATED THE US FROM THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY LAST YEAR DIDN'T I? HEH HEH

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. I AM CONTINUING TO ENHANCE CORPORATE WELFARE SYSTEMS HERE AT HOME, AND ENCOURAGE CORPORATIONS TO CONTINUE TO OUTSOURSE JOBS, FOR THE GOOD OF OUR NATION.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism - OTHERS WILL SAY I SOUND LIKE A DEMOCRAT. WHAT'S THAT DICK, WE CAN'T ?? OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, CONTINUE THE OUTSOURCING AS IT'S GOOD FOR THE NATION...STICK WITH PRINCIPAL, STICK WITH PRINCIPAL, STICK IT TO THE POOR...

I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to MANIPULATE FOLKS around the world has only earned us the undying enmINET- UHM, WHAT'S THAT WORD AGAIN?

It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.WHAT'S THAT DICK, STICK WITH PRINCIPAL? OH YEAH, SCREW THE HUNGRY, SCREW THE HOMELESS, SCREW THE DEFICIT, SCREW THE CRIME RATE, SCREW NEW JOBS ...

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.AND REMEMBER WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

God bless America. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT GOD? ME ... HELL? WHA?



Thank you and good night.
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ithacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-04 08:06 PM
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16. it'll never happen because most US "aid" goes into pockets of US corps
US "aid" almost always has strings attached.

ANd usually the strings require the aid be used to by things from US corporations.

This "aid" is not about helping others, it's about helping US corporations.

And here's the line that shows an incredible, profound ignorance of what the US has done to the world:

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

:eyes:
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