Bush's 'Cunning Plan' to Unite Iraq

[JCMach1]

The current situation in Iraq was created by our fearless leader to forge in the souls of Iraqis (Sunni's, Shia's and Kurds) a true sense of PATRIOTISM and COUNTRY. At the same time he has taught them the great lesson and now they can "understand what freedom is all about."

Our great and sovreign President wisely saw that the only way this would happen before the handover of power in Iraq was to create a common enemy and goal to achieve.

We salute you sir, once again as a uniter not a divider!






<tongue firmly in cheek>

[Capt_Nemo]

1. Echoes of Baldrick, of Blackadder fame

"I have a cunning plan!"

or would that be Karl Rove?

[patricia92243]

2. WHEN is this cunning plan going to be revealed? He says US will turn over

Iraq in 2 months. Is it not about time to dazzle us, or do we and the Iraq people wait til June 30.

[MetaTrope]

3. Bush's cunning plan?

BA: "We do nothing."
EB: "Yep. It's another world-beater."
BA: "Wait -- I haven't finished. We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off."
EB: "And then we spring into action?"
BA: "Exactly! You know when you cut a chicken's head off, it runs round and round the farmyard."
EB: "Yeees..."
BA: "Well, we wait until our heads have been cut off then we run round and round the farmyard, out the farm gate and escape."


THE BOILS PRESIDENT

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. Politics, Blackadder style

(note: Vincent Hanna really was the BBC's election correspondent when Blackadder the Third was originally broadcast)

Vincent Hanna: And now, finally, a word with the man who is at the center of this bi- election mystery: the voter himself. And his name is Mr. E. Bla-- Mr. Blackadder, *you* are the only voter in this rotten borough...?

Edmund: Yes, that's right.

Vincent Hanna: How long have you lived in this constituency?

Edmund: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.

Vincent Hanna: One voter; 16,472 votes. A slight anomaly...?

Edmund: Not really, Mr. Hanna -- you see, Baldrick may look like a monkey who's been put in a suit and then strategically shaved, but he is a brilliant politician. The number of votes I cast is simply a reflection of how firmly I believe in his policies.

http://blackadder.powertie.org/transcripts/3/1/