I suggest we use the term Wife-slapped or Child-slapped from now on

[Bandit]

Everyone is upset at the term Bitch so we will just say Bush* is getting Wife-slapped today. We can alternate it with Child-slapped from time to time. Everyone thinks the term Bitch is the offensive terminolgy so we will just change that but keep the same Slapping of our mate or child around in the true "Liberal" fashion. Is this acceptable now?

[displacedtexan]

1. We could start saying "Bush-slapped."

It's appropriate in ALL situations.

[IronLionZion]

27. All situations?

:evilgrin:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Too complex for your target audience.

Are you trying to enlighten or to pop brain-gears?

[Bandit]

6. You appear to be exactly right

:shrug: I give up.

[Guaranteed]

8. I got it

;)

It was frickin' HILARIOUS.

[derby378]

3. Huh?

I don't get it. Bitch is all of a sudden off-limits, but many DUers continue to use the word fuck on a daily basis? Come on.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. What the fuck is up with that?

[Ysabel]

31. verbs and adjectives...

"fuck" is a verb...

the other is an adjective...

there is a difference...

"fuck" is also non-gender-specific...

the other is not...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...

[mouse7]

36. White liberal women imposing their standards on African-American men

This is just back-door racism. White women uncomfortable with African-American slang used it rap music.

It's racism throughthe back door. Can't attack African-Americans and African-American music directly. That's too obvious. so it's an attack through the back door. Attack their commonly-used language.

[Guaranteed]

40. I think you're right.

It's certainly an attack on black culture.

[bearfartinthewoods]

41. that's even lamer than your dictionary defense

[mouse7]

46. Why do you think the word "bitch" is no longer considered offensive?

It's usage in rap music. Women are called "bitches" in rap music in a non-offensive way. The dictionary editors picked this up and realized that the term "bitch" in slang usage is not offensive any more when it doesn't relate to temperament. It's just a word in the African-American community for woman.

These white liberal women are having none of these African-Americans using the word "bitch" in a non-offensive manner.

[Ysabel]

48. that's real funny...

since a huge majority of men who have called me a bitch were white men...

[patricia92243]

4. Wife?? So it still has to be female!! Bah Humbug!

[Guaranteed]

5. ROFL I prefer "puppy-slapped" nt

[GiovanniC]

20. Kitten-Slapped?

[quinnox]

7. Bitch slap has a certain ring to it

I like it much better.

[bearfartinthewoods]

15. funny you should mention ring

one of the after effects of being bitch slapped can be a ringing in the ear. or so the victims of bitch slapping that come to the shelter tell us.

[kiahzero]

9. A "bitchslap" is a woman slapping a man

bitchslap - overpowering backhanded slaps to the face and body, delivered by a supposedly docile female to a supposedly dominant male.

From UrbanDictionary.com, though it can also be used as referring to a pimp slapping a prostitute. Everyone I've talked to uses it in the above context.

In this case, it's applicable: supposedly docile Democrats are beating about the face a supposedly dominant Bush.

[ieoeja]

29. Thank You

It's the "bitch" slapping the man, not a bitch being slapped.

[bif]

10. How about "Super-slapped"?

[War Pigs]

12. How about pimp-slapped or jap-slapped? Or how about slap-happy

pappy? All terms I have heard. And no I'm not new, have been on here posting for a year or so under a different name. So hold your fire!:spank:

[Guaranteed]

14. Jap-slapped?

LOL you're kidding, right?

[Guaranteed]

13. But, yeah, you're right. "Wife-slapped" is pretty good.

Non-offensive. No foul or derogatory language. Very PC, very dry. Clinical.

Can we all agree to use the term "wife-slapped" from now on, then, instead of "bitch-slapped?"

On edit: I'm LMAO.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. How about "mom-slapped"?

[Guaranteed]

17. Or "grandma-slapped"

ROFL

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. Why stop at slapped? How about "grandma-punched-in-gut"?

[BiggJawn]

19. Why not say "Dog-Humped"?

Or "slapping the shit out of", but then that'd get the Scat Freaks all upset, wouldn't it?

To reiterate:
John Dean was "putting Bush's Shit in the Street" on the DR show today. discuss.

[Guaranteed]

21. Ooo..."orphan-slapped." nt

[GiovanniC]

22. Paraplegic-slapped?

With the added benefit of being unsporting!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

23. Grandma's-corpse-slapped.

[JVS]

49. fetus-slap

[Guaranteed]

28. LOL

I dare you to start a thread entitled, "Will the 9/11 Commission Paraplegic-slap Condi?"

No, seriously, don't...but that would be hilarious.

[beauregardez]

24. dope slapped? nt

[KoKo]

25. Bush took it in the "gut," "jaw," "balls"...his "empty brain" ..kicked in

the butt,ass" "trashed," "snake bit," "Whomped" "pissed on," etc.

"Bitch slapped" is too weenie and offensive. And if I see "douche bag" I don't read the post or the reply. But, that's just me.

:eyes:

[Guaranteed]

26. LOL nt

[mouse7]

30. This is just back-door racism

It's a attack on the language used in rap music. White people uncomfortable with common African-American slag.

The extremists refuse to even take dictionary definitions and usage. It's too-PC. It's borderline racist. Enough is enough.

[Guaranteed]

32. Wait...what are you referring to?

People being against the usage of bitch-slap?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. Who said misogynists don't got no sense of humor?

[Guaranteed]

34. I think he's saying that those against the use of "bitch-slap" are

racist.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

35. I think he's calling you a "black-slapper."

[Guaranteed]

37. Did you get the point? nt

[A-Schwarzenegger]

42. I think he's offended by something somebody said.

Imagine that.

[Guaranteed]

44. No, I mean the point of this exercise in satire

that we just went through.

And he's not offended by me.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

45. No, it's too complex. Gears are flying

out of my white liberal woman head.

[Guaranteed]

47. Glad you enjoyed it. nt

[mouse7]

38. White liberal women attacking African-American slang

The words being attacked are the commonly-used slang words in the African-American culture, particularly rap music.

[gottaB]

50. Who you calling a bitch?

Personally, I knew Latifah wasn't authentic when she objected to be calling a bitch.

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/queen-latifah/u-n-i-t-y.html



On Edit: NB, my comment was sarcastic

[A-Schwarzenegger]

51. Latifah is a white liberal woman.

She's just offended because a term that was
once offensive is not offensive anymore.

[mouse7]

43. White liberal women attacking African-American slang

This is all about attacking rap music, and the language used in it.

[jeanmarc]

39. That's too PC for me [nt]

[Ysabel]

52. duh...

fuck this dumb thread...

[Skinner]

53. I have opened up a thread on this topic.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1354644&mesg_id=1354644

I am hopeful that we can discuss this in a relatively respectful manner.

I am locking.