anyone notice that Condi Rice has disappeared...

[bhunt70]

Now that she has to testify, seems like she went into "cram" mode and stopped showing up on tv.

[Jacobin]

1. She's rehearsing how to cobble together all the lies she

has put on the record, into one cohesive, spinnable tall-tale.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. She probably down at the pig farm being heavily coached...

...for her appearance on Thurs.

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. Whenever things get bad for Bu$hCo

they head to the pig farm.

They're probably working on W at the same time for his testimony with Cheney. They've all got alot on the line at the moment and they've got to come up with a good story to explain why they let the chimp just sit there that day.

[spinbaby]

4. I noticed her scowling all over TV all weekend

No appearances, true, but every time I turned on the news, there was her scowling face. She needs an antiacid or something.

[UTUSN]

5. It's Not Like They're Going to Ask Her Any Tough Questions

"We're so honored to be graced by your royal presence, DOCTOR Rice. Now, my last question: On the weekend after 9-11 at Camp David, did you play 'Nobody knows the trouble I've seen' first, or did 'Old Man River' come first?"

[leesa]

6. Being coached. She's a terrible liar and has to buff up.

[xultar]

7. Reursing for the Condi- Lie-ce Show!

I've seen the script...here is an excerpt

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[zbdent]

8. Be sure not to gulp, but to sip, while playing the "5th Amednment

Drinking Game"

How many times will she plead the 5th?

[leftofthedial]

9. yep. cramming

got the lying coaches working overtime

[napi21]

10. Probably with Bush, Cheny and the lawyers to be sure

everyone has the same story. I noticed that the 911 Chairman said he couldn't say when the Pres & his buddy would testify, but it would probably be within the next 2 weeks. Gotta keep everybody's testimony close together so nobody forgets their story!