Gen. Ashcroft Announces New Development in War on Terror: More Colors

thebigidea

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Sat Mar-27-04 02:17 PM
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Gen. Ashcroft Announces New Development in War on Terror: More Colors

http://www.terminalproduct.com/ashcroftconference.mp3

Yet another ridiculous improvised skit of sorts.

Say, this Clarke stuff isn't going so well for the Bush crowd. So who else smells the strong whiff of upcoming ORANGE ALERT?

previously:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/runon911.mp3
http://www.terminalproduct.com/carnivalbarker.mp3
http://www.terminalproduct.com/embed.mp3
http://www.terminalproduct.com/embed2.mp3

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thebigidea

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Sat Mar-27-04 02:34 PM
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1. Fun Ashcroft Fact

Edited on Sat Mar-27-04 02:41 PM by thebigidea

"Attorney General-designate John Ashcroft says he tries to "invite God's presence" while making crucial decisions and compares his political victories and defeats to resurrections and crucifixions."

How many times has this administration been crucified this week?

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Iceburg

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Sat Mar-27-04 02:39 PM
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2. PURPLE ALERT: More Gay Weddings being Planned

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thebigidea

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Sat Mar-27-04 02:43 PM
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3. I intend to remain alert, never sleep, and be scared of shadows.

Edited on Sat Mar-27-04 02:44 PM by thebigidea

ORANGE ALERT isn't just for when Bush is in trouble - its EVERY DAY.

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cosmicdot

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Sat Mar-27-04 03:12 PM
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4. Asscroft's multi--color alert: Armageddon

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thebigidea

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Sat Mar-27-04 04:07 PM
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5. I'm tempted to make an Ashcroft Armageddon skit...

mocking those Moonie-rapture books...

JOHN ASHCROFT
IS...

LEFT BEHIND!

"Oh lord, why has thou foresaken me in this way? Why have I been - LEFT BEHIND?"

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thebigidea

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Sat Mar-27-04 07:19 PM
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6. it has come to my attention that some of you are not properly alert.

why are you taking the terror alert system so lightly?

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Mar-27-04 07:39 PM
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7. Oh my god!!!!

The current alert status is....."Periwinkle"!!!

Run for the hills!!!!!!!!!

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thebigidea

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Sat Mar-27-04 09:42 PM
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8. I'm already underneath those hills in a special fortified bunker

completely encased in saran wrap. Sure, it makes typing difficult - but the safety it affords me is worth it.

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