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New psychiatric diagnostic category - politician syndrome. DSM-IV 333.333

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truth2power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 11:32 PM
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New psychiatric diagnostic category - politician syndrome. DSM-IV 333.333
Found this while looking for something else.
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http://www.dissidentvoice.org/Articles7/Ladds_Politician-Syndrome.htm

"Although it is unusual to add to an existing DSM instead of waiting for the new addition, extenuating circumstances make this imperative. The current increase in incidence of this syndrome and the apparent contagion factor make the availability of clear diagnostic criteria essential. Treatment options are limited owing to the gullibility (DSM-IV Foxnewsitis 666.66) factor of the general population. Current Strategies include Exposure Methods eg 12 Step Programs such as Politicians Publicus seen daily on Fox TV, where public breast beating and baring, ranting and raving apparently bore even hard core politicians into submission. Other treatment options include therapy from Ann Coulter or promotion to Bush's closet... err, make that Cabinet. Early diagnosis is essential to prevent the rapid disintegration from human being into full blown Politician."

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