What happened to all of the Saddam doubles?

[dansolo]

We have been told for years that Saddam had literally dozens of doubles to thwart any assassination attempts. So where are they? Or perhaps maybe these reports of Saddam never staying in one place for more than a few hours is based on sightings of his doubles. I keep getting this image of Saddam as the "Three Amigos". There's Saddam! No wait, he's over there. Wow, he sure moves around a lot!

[KC21304]

1. They are all having plastic surgery so they can return

to their previous lives.

[neuvocat]

2. Maybe they're doing a gig with the dancing Judge Lance Itos.

[rasputin1952]

3. I figure they are with those ...

hard to find WMD's. Each one is strapped to one of those ICBM's that could strike us in 45 min's.

Perhaps they are in bush's closet, every time his poll #'s go down, he can pull up a Saddam double and blast him in the Rose Garden.


Of course, Laura could have hired them as cheap labor in Crawford, looks a lot like Iraq down there anyway.

:bounce: