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americanstranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:40 PM
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Larry Flynt's Day of Prayer
This is pretty funny:

http://www.larryflynt.com/national_prayer_day.html

HUSLTER Magazine invites you to join us in prayer.

On Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45pm, we have organized a special gathering to pray to God for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death.

The service will be held in Los Angeles at Cornerstone Plaza, 1990 S. Bundy Drive. Located on the corner of Bundy Drive and LaGrange Av e.

DISCLAIMER: This serious gathering will truly take place, however if O'Reilly dies, it must be God's will.

--

If it works, I say Coulter's next.

If it doesn't, does that mean there's no God? ;)

-as
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w13rd0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:42 PM
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1. Hahaha...
...you know, there would be no greater irony or poetic justice than if Issa's lil right wing whack job recall in California ended up putting Larry Flynt in the Governors mansion...
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:50 PM
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2. Flynt
Did Flynt and O'Reilly get into some kind of spat or is this a takeoff on Pat Robertson's latest Supreme Court stunt?
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oustemnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 09:41 PM
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10. not related to the Robertson thing
the timing is just fortuitous. If this was a reaction to the Robertson/SC thing, it wouldn't come out for another month or so; lead times and all.

Either way, I'll be dusting off my rosary beads tomorrow.
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:52 PM
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3. God I love that man
I'm completely serious when I say that Larry Flynt is one of my heroes.
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birdman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:55 PM
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4. It's appalling, it's tacky it's tasteless
but it is kind of funny.

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whoYaCallinAlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:56 PM
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5. This guy is a well-known pornographer who preys on young girls.
He takes advantage of these woman and deserves no respect from anyone.
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ProfessorPlum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:58 PM
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6. He also put up a reward for people
who could out the Republicans shameful hypocrisy during the "impeachment crisis".

Black, white, or grey, at least he is sticking it to the Republicans.
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 07:59 PM
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7. Preys on young girls?
Give me a fucking break. Do you let the mainstream media do all your thinking for you?
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Sperk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:31 PM
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9. maybe he meant "prays" on young girls!
:evilgrin:
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 08:13 PM
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8. ROTFLOL!
Last line of the prayer:

"O, Lord, may he lose control of his bowels in those final moments so that the last and only warm feeling he ever experiences in his own shit."

ROTFLOL!
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-03 11:20 PM
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11. A couple of days ago there was a thread asking ...
why do married people with children vote more Republican?

Gee I don't know.

Maybe if we can elect Larry Flynt governor and Jerry Springer senator, parents will flock to us.
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