Waffling vs. Pretzeling (thank you, AlFrankenFan)

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:yourock: AlFrankenFan :yourock:


What about pretzeling?

Bush Accuses Kerry of Waffling on Issues
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x381054


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dictionary entry

Pret'zel -
Deliberate act of taking a bit of information, wrapping it in lies, and twisting it to one's own advantage.
Mislead or deceive.
Present a half-baked departure from the truth as fact.
Repeatedly glaze and salt a statement in order to sway opinion.

Pret'zel dent -
George W. Bush
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1758848.stm
http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/pretzel.php
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/politics/DailyNews/bush020114.html

thesaurus entry

Pretzel
lie, cheat, deceive, mislead, prevaricate, falsify, misrepresent, falsehood, untruth, supress, foist off, fob off, evade, guile, invent, fabricate, fraud, distort, dissemble, sham, mockery, insincere, hypocrite, double dealing, fake, duplicity, flimflam, bunk, speak falsely, misstate, misquote, miscite, pass by trickery, misreport, misrepresent, belie, pervert, distort, dress up, betray, embroider, exaggerate, fabulous, forged, trump up, fake, hatch, concoct, cry “wolf!”, beat around the bush, dissimulate, feign, assume, put on, pretend, make believe, act the old soldier, simulate, disguise, pass off for, counterfeit, make a show of, sail under false colors, mendacious, unveracious, cock-and-bull story, full of hot air, claptrap, empty words, misnamed, so-called, pseudo, myth, moonshine, bosh, whopper, lacking credibility, taradiddle, thing that is not, fraudulent, dishonest, faithless, truthless, fiction, fable, unfair, uncandid, hollow-hearted, evasive, without foundation, uningenuous, disingenuous, have a hidden meaning, masquerade, hollow, insincere, collusive, under-handed, collusory, artful, cunning, trumped up, canard, perfidious, spurious, knavery, hocus-pocus, trickery, circumvention, thimble-rig, swindle, hook, bait, ambush, bilk, abuse, hoodwink, four-flush, bamboozle, practice chicanery, bogus, subterfuge, evasion, shift, pretense, hoax



The pretzeldent was born in Connecticut.
*He is not a Texan.
Everything that comes after is a pretzel.


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Bush Exaggerates, Misinforms, Misleads and Waffles 24 Times in One Debate!

Compiled by Jerry Politex

>snip<
Bush: "There's only been one governor ever elected to back-to-back four year terms and that was me."

Fact: The governors who served two consecutive four-year terms (meeting Bush's statement criteria are): Coke R. Stevenson (2 consecutive 4-year terms) August 4, 1941-January 21, 1947. Allan Shivers (2 consecutive four-year terms) July 11, 1949-January 15, 1957. Price Daniel (2 consecutive four-year terms) January 15, 1957-January 15, 1963. John Connally (2 consecutive four-year terms) January 15, 1963-January 21, 1969. Dolph Briscoe (2 consecutive four-year terms) January 16, 1973-January 16, 1979. George W. Bush (2 consecutive four-year terms) January 17, 1995 to present. Source: Texas State Libraries and Archives Commission.

23 more pretzels:
http://pearly-abraham.tripod.com/htmls/bushlies1.html

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BUSH WATCH...BUSH LIES
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http://www.bushwatch.net/bushlies.htm

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Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons.

George W. Bush
Speech to UN General Assembly
September 12, 2002


We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons -- the very weapons the dictator tells us he does not have.

George W. Bush
Radio Address
February 8, 2003

We'll find them. It'll be a matter of time to do so.

George W. Bush
Remarks to Reporters
May 3, 2003

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http://billmon.org.v.sabren.com/archives/000172.html

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WELCOME TO BUSHLIES.NET!

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http://www.bushlies.net/pages/1 /


BUSH LIES FROM A-Z
BUSH’S PATTERN OF HIDING THE TRUTH

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http://www.bushlies.net/pages/7/index.htm

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A Daily Chronicle of Bush Administration Distortion

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http://www.misleader.org/daily_mislead/Read.asp?fn=df02192004.html

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Bush's Broken Promises

"You can't say one thing and do another." — George W. Bush, 10/31/00

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http://www.democrats.org/specialreports/brokenpromises /

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Caught of Film: The Bush Credibility Gap

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http://www.house.gov/appropriations_democrats/caughtonfilm.htm

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Bush Lied and Our Soldiers Died

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http://www.bushliedsoldiersdied.org /

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Who Dies for Bush Lies?

If any question why we died,
Tell them because our fathers lied.
— Rudyard Kipling

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http://whodies.com/lies.html

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