Who would Osama Vote for?

[BOSSHOG]

Let's see; Bin Laden is a Conservative Moral Absolutist whose hate for and thoughts about other human beings are based on religious zealotry. In other words, he would be an asset to the Republican Party's base. No wonder, george and karl want to find him; they want to register him to vote for all the vile republicans on the ballot.

[Blayde Starrfyre]

1. Of course

Of course he would vote for Bush. No one has aided Osama bin Laden more.

[DemNoir]

2. I have heard

Osama is a big Lyndon LaRouche guy.

[StClone]

3. You were listening to Neal Boortz

He asked that very same question as if to implicate Kerry in this new and improve Bush is in trouble extra special Dems "weak on Defense" framing. Osamma would vote for Bush because Bush switched to chasing Saddam in the middle of the game and they really are bidness partners from way back.

[ComerPerro]

5. Well, Rush has been saying this too

"Al Qeada wants the Democrats, not Bush"

[BOSSHOG]

7. I didn't listen to Boortz

but on the drive home today I was thinking about the pending capture of Osama and his similarities to bush. Dems are not "weak on defense;" like on most other issues when compared to republicans they are "smart on defense." bush and osama are buddies. bush let veterans down. bush cheated stockholders. Please freeper trolls, defend the man. I served in the Navy for 24 years. I really look forward to your nonsense about how the man is honest; and how he is a man of integrity. He is scum and you are ignorant dumbass lemmings for supporting him. Please DUers, pardon my rant against Americans who would rather destroy the constitution than take out the garbage.

[tom_paine]

4. Bush. Not only are they former business partners but they share so many

other qualities (both scions of ridicuolously wealthy and corrupt families, among others).

And of course, Bush owes everything about his post-9/11 Imperial Rule (as opposed to pre-9/10 Imperial Rule) to Bin Laden.

[Zero Gravitas]

6. Nader

A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush. Osama would love to see Bush re-elected as Bush is doing everything OBL wants the US to do, but, like the Nader supporters, he can't just come out and blatantly vote for Bush, so he votes fro the enabler, Nader.

Ooo there's a good one "Nader the Enabler" ;)

[mobuto]

10. I was about to say the same thing

Ralph Nader - the Osama bin Laden of American Politics.

[Q]

8. He would vote for BUSH*

- Why? Because bin Laden has wanted American military bases and troops off Saudi soil for a very long time. Bush* gave that to him.

- bin Laden also wanted to get rid of the secular Iraqi leader. Another favor Bush* handed to him.

[library_max]

9. Never mind moral zealotry.

Bin Laden wants a twilight struggle between the Islamic world and the West - he has repeatedly said so. Bush is doing everything he can to oblige him. The only way Osama wouldn't vote for Bush is if he thought he could better help Bush get elected by not voting for him.

[sweetheart]

11. osama is a neocon

Who likes thinking long in history (ghassanids and such)...

I'll tune in Osama on my shortwave:

The al queda have taken a sort of death oath not dissimilar to the
kamikaze, except for a different purpose... to subvert goodwill totally.
They have crossed over to become assassins for allah, and
are now husks with insane darkness behind the eyes.

They will always vote for extremist insanity.. (bush). In focusing
his entire life on them, The "fear president" has usurped the insanity
as his own and is destroying the country as fast as humanly
possible.

Al queda also focuses on the bridge, and not the other side... what?
I mean that his targets are not really america, but to polarize the
inbetween space (not america) and to break the weak points... the
symbolic attack in ankara comes to mind (the meeting point of east
and west historically speaking). Were turkey a real democracy, or
most of the coalition of the willing, for that matter, the entire
block is against bush, so the extremisim is working... and as well,
osama has broken the trust of western nations in their own
governments... and all of this comes from inhaling the toxic vibe
of the spiritual al queda grand plan for destroying the infidel.

To kill a powerful evil enemy, they've become the antithesis of all
that civilization stands for, all that liberalism stands for, and
all that universal globalism means in its healthy sense.

Osama votes for bush, sharon, a coup in turkey, a coup in pakistan
a coup in saudi arabia, repression of democracy in iran and all sorts
of insane hatred.

He has stapled his tongue to the west and will not die until his
malefic rage fills the heart of civilization of all nations.


Bush is dancing with an opponent 10 times smarter than himself...
he's a godsend, and perhaps in this regard, from osama's POV, bush

is a highly placed asset.