Is Joe Lieberman too "Elmer Fudlike" to beat "Topgun"?

[sfecap]

Just asking...

Is it true that he's a member of The Hair Club for Men? Would that sway your vote if he was the nominee?

Would you accept Lynne Cheney (his good friend) as his running mate? (That would, of course pretty much lock the conservative women vote.)

Why does Joe (allegedly) use so much chapstick?

Could Joe get at least some of the Palistinian vote?

Does Chris Matthews like Joe?

I really want to know.

(one...two....three...)






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[sangha]

1. more flame-bait

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[sfecap]

3. Four!

You win.

This is soooooo easy!

Let's say we elect you "flame bait" monitor?

[sangha]

6. I just want to thank the "little people"

who made this possible. You know them. They're the ones who start several threads in order to make one point.

[sfecap]

10. Sangha...you really need to lighten up.

Really.

But...stay on the prowl for that flame bait! :-)

[sidwill]

2. Yes.

Yes he is.

[sfecap]

8. LOL!

Perfect!

[KFC]

4. He has too many teeth

Scary

[Az]

5. Not Fudlike, too Elmer Gantry like

Sorry, he is part of the problem. Sorry Joe. I'd like to say nice knowing ya, but I can't. So long Joe.

[LondonReign2]

7. Are you done yet?

One was clever.

Two was more than enough.

Three was dull.

Four was pointless and annoying.

Are you done yet?

[sfecap]

11. Uhh, I don't know.

But when I decide, I'll be sure to tell you first, OK?

(actually, it was only three...)

[Bob3]

9. He seems deathly afraid of saying anything that upsets *

which is something of a draw back when you are running for office.

One assumes you do disagree with the other side about something. But Joe seems to spend most of his time scolding democrats, being for the war (even now), and against Gay marraige. Oh yes, he's also come out against Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. Which to the best of my knowlege * has not uttered a single word about (probbably cuause he can't get past the 2nd level).

[damnraddem]

12. It's irrelevant.

Whether or not he could beat Dubya, the exercise would be futile. Dubya-light would in some ways be worse: particularly in demoralizing those who want America back, also in signalling the need to destroy the Democratic Party and build something new.