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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 10:52 AM
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What happened to "We're an inch away from getting Saddam"?
After the assassinations of his two sons, the media went crazy saying that Saddam was in danger of imminent capture/assassination. This week's Newsweak had the cover title: Their Final Days - Is Saddam Next?

Yet on TV yesterday, I saw the military shill who so gleefully announced the double assassination back-pedaling like nobody's business on the capture of SH. And even the idiot shrub said as much in his drunken, incoherent way.

We all knew the story was BS, and of course the media has dropped it like it never existed, but I wonder what is really going on.

Has anyone seen any continuing news reports on the subject? Or is it another free ride for the despot (bush, that is)?
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 10:56 AM
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1. INCH
You all know what an inch means to bush!!!!
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MattNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 10:57 AM
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2. colonel hunt
on faux news said we'll get him within 72 hours. Mhmm...
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 10:58 AM
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3. We're approaching the next Maxwell Smart quote...
"Missed him by THAT MUCH!"
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 10:59 AM
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4. It doesn't matter
The media whores wouldn't think of asking such an indelicate question.
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 11:01 AM
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5. I think Bush meant he was
inches away from getting the collectible Saddam Hussein lunchbox he's wanted for so long.

PB & J with the crusts cut off, just like chef used to make for him as a toddler.

:)
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FatbackSlim Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 11:43 AM
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6. Map of Iraq
According to the map on my cube wall, 1 inch = 36 miles.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 11:48 AM
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7. What happened was that Bush lost his erection and
had to give up.
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