I am concealing WMDs (huge stockpiles)

[nostamj]

just listened to James Inhofe (R(bonehead), OK) in the David Kay hearing.

and, what do you know, EMPTY shells that *could* be filled with chemical weapons which *might* kill millions qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction as far as he's concerned.

so, I confess. I have an empty Windex bottle (with working spray cap!) I *could* fill that with ricin and contaminate every salad bar in NYC and thus cause the deaths of countless vegans.

/sarcasm

i mean, please, these people are utterly unbelievable. shameless.

if bush* said: saddam fell asleep watching a James Bond festival on AMC and dreamed of building a death ray on the moon. it would be no less absurd than what he has said already.

[CatWoman]

1. you fiend!!!!!!!

how dare you attack poor defenseless salad bars!!!!

:hi:

[nostamj]

2. i found a bean sprout in my pickled beets last week

and while I like bean sprouts, i do not want to find them in my BEETS! :hi:

[CityZen-X]

3. For A Second.....

I thought you might be stockpiling beef, and poultry!

[Wapsie B]

4. So am I.

That chili I had last night keeps giving me terrible gas.

:evilgrin:

[yellowcanine]

5. I know how to grow castor beans

which can be used to make ricin.

If I plant some castor beans this spring, does that qualify as WMD Program activities?

[nostamj]

6. i think it's ***related***!

:nuke:

[asjr]

7. That dumb little

shrimp from Alabama really got my dander up. Can't remember his name and no offense to Alabama, but he is just stupid. He allows the WH to use him for toilet tissue all the time.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

8. Yeah...

I recently got into this argument with this repug bozo where I used to work. He attested that the Army found some empty Silkworm missiles that "could", I repeat "could" contain chem weapons. I told him that you can put other things into Silkworms, but the bozo continued to hold to his point. I then fell back to my old standby response, that has become habit here on the boards: "Where did you hear that? Can you give me some evidence in print?" That shut him up.