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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 09:49 PM
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Tongue in Cheek
Edited on Wed Jan-21-04 10:15 PM by God_bush_n_cheney
NEWS RELEASE
Posted January 20, 2004

September 9 - One Fortune 500,000 company becomes the first in the United States to outsource its CEO position to Indonesia.

The general public is unable to tell the difference between the old American CEO (making $15.4 million annual salary) and the new Indonesian CEO (making 23 cents per day).

Many investors begin to demand that all companies outsource their CEOs, thereby saving trillions of dollars in salaries, corporate jets, and country club fees.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 09:51 PM
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1. I LIKE the idea of outsourcing the bosses offshore.
Put the inmates in charge of the asylums.
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kckc Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 09:53 PM
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2. what is a tounge?
just wondering!:P
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 10:15 PM
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3. How I spell in
haste.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 10:27 PM
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5. Duh, for pierced tongues, I guess.
Edited on Wed Jan-21-04 10:33 PM by greatauntoftriplets
Amazing what you find on the internet when you do an innocent search.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=tounge&?query=tounge
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 10:24 PM
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4. Here
Edited on Wed Jan-21-04 10:26 PM by mike1963
The thing in my mouth is my tounge
That I only use up in the lounge
For a trippingly snit
About Dubya the shit
Cause I now have no job and must scrounge

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just off the top of my head :D

Edit: typo
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kckc Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 10:58 PM
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6. you are silly!
That was the best laugh I've had all day!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:51 PM
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7. LOL
If those CEO jobs get outsourced, then for sure you will see a riot.
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