U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, Let Free-Market Capitalism Do The Rest

[wuushew]

"I'm very excited," Ahmed Allawi said. "A free, unregulated market will swiftly and efficiently lead to the establishment of an array of fairly priced goods and services. Any day now, there should be something available to spend this money on. As for today, the open-air market down the street is still on fire."

http://www.theonion.com/4002/top_story.html

[wtmusic]

1. Trickle down, baby! WOOOO!

:D

[barbaraann]

2. Reparations for Iraqis, but not for blacks.

Gee, I wonder why.

[celestia671]

3. Is that the equivalent of...

40 acres and a mule?:eyes:

[JasonDeter]

4. How much is a round trip to Iraq and some Insta-tan?

eom

[fabius]

5. This probably the best they can hope for...

Ok I know it's a joke but this might be better than their other alternatives.