Whatever happened to Saddam Hussein?

[TrogL]

Remember him? Got dragged out of some hole awhile ago?

We haven't heard boo lately.

Why not?

[renegade000]

1. saddam bin who?

[brainshrub]

2. He decided to go to the bathroom...

he's been holding it for a long time.

[renegade000]

3. saddam: "screw my people in bondage!

i REALLY need to WEE-WEE!"

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. I think he must not be expected to regain consciousness

since they have decided to acknowledge that he is a POW.

[Reverend_Mykeru]

5. Where have you been?

Come on, man: Think moon, think Mars. At least think moveon.org Hitler ad.

Saddam? He's so last week. We've already moved onto the next distraction.

Next week there will be fireworks and clown followed shortly by bread and circuses. We'd do the human sacrifice, but that might remind people of that old Iraq thingie. We might just do it symbolically with another big-ass tax cut.

Hey, look over there, is that Elvis?

Love,

Karl Rove

[isbister]

6. Didn't he accidentally die in custody...

a month or two from now? Or was it a heart attack?

[leesa]

8. No, the fix is in with cancer. Very handy...doubtful he will live to

trial, I imagine.

[WealthAndDemocracy]

7. He's officially a POW

[G_j]

9. here?

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics10/!war/WArtTN/_buds01.html
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[PaDUer]

10. Vacation...

Camp David?

[Mikimouse]

11. Not on duty this week...

Kobe is keeping things warm until he comes back.

[Military Brat]

12. They don't need him yet for the political fodder.

And he isn't cooperating the way they want him to. As a matter of fact, from what I've read, he actually seems to be hurting their case for war. Imagine that ...

[caledesi]

13. Did he "see his shadow?" LOL!

Yes, suddenly we hear absolutely NOTHING about SH. Didn't they ask him about WMDs? What's the deal here?

[spanone]

14. You know, that's a pretty good question. You can bet he ain't singin.

If he was the media would be screamin'.