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pelagius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 11:33 AM
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HUMOR: Bush, Kerry Allowed to Carry Weapons in Final Debate
As President George W. Bush and Sen. John Kerry prepare for their final debate tonight in Tempe, Arizona, the Debate Steering Committee has rewritten the ground rules for the televised showdown, allowing both men to carry concealed weapons with them onstage.

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 11:34 AM
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1. Is Zell Miller going to be there?!?
Mr. Duel, that is.
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Maeve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 11:39 AM
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2. No, he refuses to conceal his weapon!
:P
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 11:46 AM
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3. Ah, yes. That would be true.
;-)
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