Think Again: The Future Dictionary of America - Alterman

[Cassandra]

http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=142515

"Floridation n. the process of adding mind-altering chemicals into the public water supply, as has been done in Florida since the late 20th century. The chemical additive most commonly used in the early 21st century, a water-soluble Mind Debilitator mixed with rum and feldspar (commonly known as Rum-Feld-WMD) was perfected by Florida's ex-governor, Jeb Bush, while he was doing time with his two brothers at Leavenworth. In small doses, Rum-Feld-WMD has been found to offer those who imbibe it a pleasant imperviousness to reality. In larger doses it has proven to be fatal.
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ralphnadir 1. n. the lowest point in any process, whereby the urgent need to alter that process becomes manifest. The ralphnadir of America's unrepresentative two-party system led to the establishment, in 2012, of our current proportional allnite-party system. 2. v. the act of creating such a low point while simultaneously undoing one's reputation. He ralphnadired their relationship when he condi-scendingly denied that he'd cheneyed their joint account."

Funny stuff!