Compassionate Terrorism

[pinto]

Compassionate Terrorism: the RNC Searches for a Theme


We are under siege and we are safer.

We are in a global war and we are turning the corner.

We want to repeatedly remind you of 9/11 so you remember you are safer.

We have brought democracy to Afghanistan and freedom for its opium harvest.

We have brought democracy to Iraq and freedom for its civil war.

We know what we’re doing and we don’t know why. Don’t blame us.

We don’t know what we’re doing but someone does. It’s their fault.

We know that homeland security is a threat to all of us. And that’s a good thing.

Did we say prosperity was just around the corner?

We don’t really know what we know and you don’t know that.

We know what you need. We’ll let you pay for it.

We trust you to trust us and we will have to insist on that.

Did we mention 9/11 again?

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.


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[Kierkegaard]

1. And we don't even get a kiss first

Nice post Pinto.

[loftycity]

2. Good one!

[ixion]

3. and the winner is:

"The terrorists are always thinking of ways to hurt us, and so are we."

-- Man-child Chimpy