Republicans are CREEPs

[texshelters]

Tex Shelters’ Speech at the Conservative Republicans Engaged in Excessive Politics, C.R.E.E.P
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/08/09/tex-shelters’-speech-at-the-conservative-republicans-engaged-in-excessive-politics-c-r-e-e-p/


(yelling) FELLOW SELF-SERVATIVES! (raising hands in what looks like a combination Nazi salute and black power fist)

(Tex waves his hands to calm down the hooting and hollering of the crowd)

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ur triumph is nearly complete. We are on the doorstep of making everyone in the United States beholden to corporations for everything. A special thanks to those that arrived here on the Greyhound bus today, you Tea Baggers. Without you hard-working class racists and paranoid white folks it would be a lot harder to take your Social Security and Medicaid money to reinvest in jobs, (pause) overseas. (A scattering of laughter erupts among the well-heeled)

And to the folks that arrived in jets, now that we have extended your tax cuts for years to come, I am sure you met no turbulence. (chuckles)

So we have extended the tax cuts and are now chipping away at the last defense against complete fascist rule! (Yeah!) But there is more work to do.

We must continue to go after a woman’s right to choose and force women to be baby incubators for future soldiers and slave labor.

We must also continue to take voting rights away from college students, the poor, and others living on the margin. Without the vote in the wrong hands we won’t have to rig the voting machines and scare voters away from the polls, or use other means of persuasion.

We must rid our nation of the minimum wage. It’s too much to pay and it’s not the starvation wage we had hoped for.

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For the rest, go here:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/08/09/tex-shelters’-speech-at-the-conservative-republicans-engaged-in-excessive-politics-c-r-e-e-p/

Peace,
Tex Shelters