The Year's Best Sarah Palin Jokes

[locopolitico]

The Year's Best Sarah Palin Jokes

"Well, folks, Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off." -Jay Leno

"On Fox News, they address her as Governor Palin. Which is like calling me 'Dairy Queen employee.' I was once, but I quit." -Tina Fey

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[mike_c]

1. favorite so far....

''Sarah Palin spoke out this week against the health care reform bill, saying, 'Elections have consequences.' Well, of course, elections have consequences. That's why right now, instead of being vice president of the United States, she's trying to get a reality show on the Animal Planet.'' —Jay Leno

[politicalhumor]

2. Letterman always has the best Palin jokes

"Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'" —David Letterman

‎"Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes SHE should tell us what to do." –David Letterman